Need A Partna

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anticlmber
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Need A Partna

Post by anticlmber »

i will be in the Gorge off and on over the spring and summer and will be in need of some bitches,(belayer....sorry) must be able to catch dynamically, carry my stuff to the cliff, hang draws, make lunch, hand job, clean me up after the hand job, spray for me as well as blowing smoke up my ass...
(example. "Dude you soooooo had that route, like six or seven fewer falls and youd almost be at the second bolt) as well as varied other tasks. did i mention hand job?? In return, you get to climb with me and hang up my TR proj. what more could a person want?? Hope to see you at the cliff.
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Crankmas
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Post by Crankmas »

you should try kiribell, its wrong what she did, he's just a boy
Kiribell
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Post by Kiribell »

Hey Crank, picture an image of two people making love and then a giant letter "U".. :P
TO HELL WITH YA'LL
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

More like imagine two people on the stairs because they couldn't quite make it to a bed. Now imagine sweat, feet in the air, loud noises and then the big "U". That would sum it up a little better.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

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Kiribell
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Post by Kiribell »

Good Point..
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Crankmas
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Post by Crankmas »

you alt not say them things, he's just a boy
Kiribell
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Post by Kiribell »

But every boy needs learnin on dem things.. :mrgreen:
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allah
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Post by allah »

My Trailor or Yours, Mr Anticlimber?
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