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I like my coffee like my women. Blond and stupid.

I like my coffee like my men. Black and bitter.

I like my coffee like my women. Black and Smoooooove.

I like my coffee like my men. Watery and acidic.

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Black. I didn't start drinking this shit b/c it tastes good.

Ewwww coffee.

I could never get the cream thing down. Bleached coffee is only good when its in the capaccino / latte form. I used to dump in the sugar, but when you are out and about its not always easy to find sugar on the run. So once I went black, I never went back.

I prefer a cappuccino or latte, but if I drink coffee, it's with lots of cream and lots of sugar to try and hide the taste of shitty coffee

Drink the pure essence you wimp. You will learn to love it for its complex flavors.

Gourmets judge ones ability to taste by the amount of sugar they take in their tea or coffee. It's like the difference between someone who relishes a sliver of the blackest, richest, darkest chocolate on earth and the person who turns their nose up at that for a half gallon of Dairy Queen chocolate ice cream.

Not to dis the DQ, yo...

But we're talking about coffee here. There are certain times when the milkier, sweetened version of coffee are good but if you are going to drink coffee, drink it black, when fresh brewed, as the beans surrender their essence to you. Not wrapped in milk and sugar.

In France they give their children sweetened wine with dinner. What the fuck is wrong with us? We give our children Coke.

Designer coffee is gay. Elton John gay

No wimpy cream, sugar, or watered down coffee for me. Strong black coffee is the only way to drink it.

sirtoots wrote:Ewwww coffee.

So why isn't there a vote on the "You drink that stuff?" part?

Tea... and now there is a vote for "you drink that stuff."