Matt Nasty's balls
Matt Nasty's balls
are in a jar on Spragwa's nightstand. Once in a while she lets him borrow them.
He hasn't needed them lately, so she takes them climbing with her. They get bigger with each whipper. I'm pretty sure that soon he won't be able to wear them anymore without them dragging on the ground. Then, he'll relinquish them to her for good.
"I snatched defeat from the jaws of victory." --Paul
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i'm pretty sure my balls could at least hang their way up an easy .11a at the obed. it's probably just the disgusting outbreaks of public displays of affection between yasmeen and her new bf the wonderful enigmatic big dicked dr. j.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
Actually, I use his nuggets for parachutes when I fall. I figure that might help me stop screaming.
I heard he was very docile at Rocktown. Without his nuts he sat around a campfire and sung songs with the hippies. After that he ran around hugging all of the treas and screaming "I love you world, you great big bunch of sillies!"
I heard he was very docile at Rocktown. Without his nuts he sat around a campfire and sung songs with the hippies. After that he ran around hugging all of the treas and screaming "I love you world, you great big bunch of sillies!"
Jesus only knows that she tries too hard. She's only trying to keep the sky from falling.
-Everlast
-Everlast
I'll ask Jill, she has it stashed away somewhere in our kitchen. Those were pretty good and about a week old! The recipe does say let them 'age'. She's used several different recipes, but that one was the sweetest yet.J-Rock wrote:I don't know if this is the right thread for this one... but hey Steve, do you have a recipe for those awesome bourbon balls?
I see they are still lopping off mountains in Eastern Kentucky. Electricity isn't cheap.