Matt Nasty's balls

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Matt Nasty's balls

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are in a jar on Spragwa's nightstand. Once in a while she lets him borrow them.
Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

He hasn't needed them lately, so she takes them climbing with her. They get bigger with each whipper. I'm pretty sure that soon he won't be able to wear them anymore without them dragging on the ground. Then, he'll relinquish them to her for good.
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

i'm pretty sure my balls could at least hang their way up an easy .11a at the obed. it's probably just the disgusting outbreaks of public displays of affection between yasmeen and her new bf the wonderful enigmatic big dicked dr. j.
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Yasmeen
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Post by Yasmeen »

Hey now-- I got the 11a. It was the 11c that was the problem.

How was Rocktown, darling?
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Post by Spragwa »

Actually, I use his nuggets for parachutes when I fall. I figure that might help me stop screaming.

I heard he was very docile at Rocktown. Without his nuts he sat around a campfire and sung songs with the hippies. After that he ran around hugging all of the treas and screaming "I love you world, you great big bunch of sillies!"
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Post by J-Rock »

I don't know if this is the right thread for this one... but hey Steve, do you have a recipe for those awesome bourbon balls?
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Post by charlie »

Yasmeen wrote:How was Rocktown, darling?
Killer, as usual.
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Post by Steve »

J-Rock wrote:I don't know if this is the right thread for this one... but hey Steve, do you have a recipe for those awesome bourbon balls?
I'll ask Jill, she has it stashed away somewhere in our kitchen. Those were pretty good and about a week old! The recipe does say let them 'age'. She's used several different recipes, but that one was the sweetest yet.
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Post by alien2 »

Richard Simmons likes Rum Balls
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Post by dipsi »

I just had one, but it was yummy wonderful.
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