Lexington Locals Sport CLimbing Ethics Committee

[Horatio Felacio]

these guys are fuckin idiots. i hope they read this cause i want to tell them to go fuck themselves. they're almost as bad as moderators. actually, they're worse because they are real.

i think these guys just swallow pig semen in their spare time because when i see them at the crag they always have dog shit around their lips, have chunks of raisins and bran in their hair, milk covered clothes, and it smells kinda musty.

[SCIN]

I'd have to say anyone who calls out rests of any kind besides hanging on a bolt probably has gay orgy fests while pouring raisin bran that's been sitting out for 2 hours on them. There's no other explanation for that type of gay ass homosexual stuff.

Hell, I step on trees if I can reach them on a route.

[Horatio Felacio]

good call SCIN. i was thinking the same thing, but then i went deeper. i asked myself "What's the root cause of the gay orgy fest while pouring raisin bran thats been sitting out for 2 hours on them?" the logical choice was they swallow pig semen ALL the time. that's my hypothesis anyway.

[sparky]

But HF, think about what causes them to swallow pig semen, naturally it is used to wash down the dog shit with maggots rolling around in it.

It's just the vicious cycle of the lexington sport climbing ethics committee

[Horatio Felacio]

damn sparky. i like the way you think!

[JR]

Did someone step on your little sport climbing shoes HF? You had to know they where going to NOT sign your card for the SCSWCRRG* when you clearly caught a rest on moonbeam when you were trying to send sunshine. It clearly states in the RULES.

Rule number 1:No matter how close we bolt the routes in the RRG you may not deviate from the path of resistance that is defined by the line of bolts.

Rule number 2:ONLY a local(local being defined as a Lex person. Local to them has nothing to do with proximity) can sign your SCSWCRRG card so it is imperative that you strive to impress them with your no resting style.

*Sport Climbing Style World Championship at the Red River George*

[TexasK]

[sparky]

i wish they would just quit taking my f***'in raisin bran

[andy_lemon]

It is a well known climbing ethic that trees are only "on" when your leading trad. Sorry, your unethical SCIN.

[Saxman]

Another classic Ho post for people to relive.