Elvis Sighting !!
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:12 pm
Bob D’Antonio Attempts Comeback Tour!
Compelled to repeat the history of Elvis and die of constipation on a toilet in an undisclosed location with a stack of Nutter-Butters in his hand, Bob D’Antonio is a living homage to the fat and bloated Elvis Presley America came to feel sorry for and love through pathos.
Follow his exciting comeback special as he nearly dies of heart failure trying to keep up to his arch nemesis: his own bald spot reflecting back at him from the laughing mirror in front of him.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/threa ... 30&f=0&b=0
Bob’s High School Picture
Which one is the real Bob D’Antonio?
Bob Practicing for fulfilling evening of self fellatio.
A picture of Bob when he actually had a “package” to deliver.
Check out how Elvis tried, and lost, to attack the doctor on foreign soils.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/threa ... 30&f=0&b=0
Almost everyone that chimes in either supports dorkos or points out to Elvis what a hypocrite he is, but the dilaudid addled brain of Elvis is compelled to die squeezing out one last turd on the toilet seat of life. Not one person supports Bob/Elvis!
Bob D’Antonio, this is your life. Your toilet seat is calling you. Take your rightful place at the throne, King of Yourself.
Compelled to repeat the history of Elvis and die of constipation on a toilet in an undisclosed location with a stack of Nutter-Butters in his hand, Bob D’Antonio is a living homage to the fat and bloated Elvis Presley America came to feel sorry for and love through pathos.
Follow his exciting comeback special as he nearly dies of heart failure trying to keep up to his arch nemesis: his own bald spot reflecting back at him from the laughing mirror in front of him.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/threa ... 30&f=0&b=0
Bob’s High School Picture
Which one is the real Bob D’Antonio?
Bob Practicing for fulfilling evening of self fellatio.
A picture of Bob when he actually had a “package” to deliver.Check out how Elvis tried, and lost, to attack the doctor on foreign soils.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/threa ... 30&f=0&b=0
Almost everyone that chimes in either supports dorkos or points out to Elvis what a hypocrite he is, but the dilaudid addled brain of Elvis is compelled to die squeezing out one last turd on the toilet seat of life. Not one person supports Bob/Elvis!
Bob D’Antonio, this is your life. Your toilet seat is calling you. Take your rightful place at the throne, King of Yourself.