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canadaclimbergirlfriend
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:42 am
by 512OW
I've just claimed you. These other guys are way too slow....forget them.
We were made for each other.....I'm me, and you've got boobs. You like wine, and I like getting girls with big boobs drunk.
So....when are we getting together? Don't forget to bring your boobs...
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:44 am
by canadaclimbergirl
you are such a smooth talker. so much class, so many charming yet intellectual things to say. I can hardly believe a man of such caliber is interested in little ole me.
i just am so excited.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:50 am
by 512OW
Dang.....I thought for sure that would work. I've tried everything else....flowers, candy, peeping in your windows with high powered binoculars....
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOUR ATTENTION???????
psst....guys...take notes.... 8)
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:53 am
by canadaclimbergirl
flowers die, candy makes me fat, and that was my roommates window you peeped in.
duh.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:55 am
by lordjim_2001
Offer large bottles of good wine.
Then offer to make the drive up to meet her half way (Gunks) and split to the wine with her. Be her belay bitch and let her spot you on the Gill Egg. Fall into her arms a lot.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:56 am
by 512OW
I know it was your roommates window, but it was the night you and your roommate were gettin it on....
I've got video....don't argue.
In fact, I watch it before bed every night.
I also saw you sitting in that new wicker chair you got and looking at pictures of me while rubbing yourself.
Don't try and lie.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:00 am
by 512OW
lordjim, I've got this on lock....you just watch and see. Take your powder puff pansy tactics and go woo Horatio or someone.....
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:02 am
by canadaclimbergirl
ya, something like that.
512OW, you don't stand a chance with pick up lines like that.
seriously...lordjim_2001 is a smart guy.
but honestly, none of you southern guys would be tough enough to brave the cold temps and ice climb with me all winter. and I can't stand guys who whine.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:05 am
by 512OW
lordjim is a smart girl.
you wanna fight me CCG? I'll stab you with an icicle. I ain't neva scurred.
None of you canadian hoes would be hard enough to brave the roofcracks and bouldery sequences in the sweltering rhodo jungle we call home. Fuck ice....try some good ol' southern humidity on for size.
Then we'll go out and get nekkid.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:14 am
by lordjim_2001
Chicks dig the sweetness 512OW. You should let your real colors come out. We all know this tough guy shit is just a facade. You are a just a big softy at heart.