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Lurker coming out party

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:52 am
by Wes
So, I see you all, some hidden, some not. You pop in every once in a while or every day to read the posts, yet you never add anything of your own. And then there are the people who used to post, but seem to have become shy these days.

So, here is your chance to "come out" and introduce yourselves. Or to rejoin the tribe.

Wes

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:49 am
by the lurkist
The name is The Lurkist.
I read with a sure quest.
To be in touch with the scene
but I don't want to be seen
so I hide behind mine monitor
study breaks cause my mind is bored
I can't focus on this anatomy
fucked up body parts and my mind don't agree
so I stealth on over to Ray's site
to see if any body is starting a fight
all I get is pleasant platitudes
cept now we got 5.12-yeah, he's rude
thank God somebody will stir the shit
thats all for now, I got to git

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:56 am
by Saxman
Let's see. I come on each night with the announcement I have over 100 unread messages. Hmm, skip, skip, read, skip, skip. Logoff. That's about all I have time for with this semester.

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:02 am
by 512OW
Lurkist, you heard this, I'm the worstest to burst this
Bubble I cause trouble the humble will crumble
Under the pressure I guess you're a reflection of the rest of
this board who gets bored start to snore on the floor
cuz not a soul's asshole enough to start it anymore
But I'm here, no fear, mission clear, annihilation
I'm breakin the fakest, lessons to lessin population
Stronghandman already disappeared
Now its Alan Evils turn to turn and run like a queer

Yeah.

Glad to have you back Lurkist. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:02 am
by bushwhacker
dleet

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:29 pm
by captain static
Lurkist's coming out is a centerfold in R&I. Another thing I would like to see on this bbs is info & a pic in your profile, lurker or not.

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:59 pm
by meetVA
512OW wrote: Now its Alan Evils turn to turn and run like a queer
I would like to raise an objection to your "little nursery school rhyme".
Do you really have to use the word "queer" in your insult. Effectively you have just demoralized, marginalized, ostrasized and criticized the GLBT community.

I think I'm going to try to start a new insulting phrase.
"Oh that is so 512OW"
definition. Verbalizing with simplicity to hide a lack of real imagination.

BAM!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:01 pm
by marathonmedic
Saxman wrote:Let's see. I come on each night with the announcement I have over 100 unread messages. Hmm, skip, skip, read, skip, skip. Logoff. That's about all I have time for with this semester.
Semester, shester. School ain't that important. Priorities, man.

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:08 pm
by Huggybone
Weel, I used to post like crazy, but, getting a 7-5 job changed my atttude, so I don't just love to stir it up like I used to. Possibly i've become too friendly. Anyway, for the newer posters, I am huggybone, I live New Albany, Indiana, Right across the river from louisville. I just married Mrs. Huggybone, and I've been climbing for 4 or 5 years. I still love trad, but I find myself enjoying sport climbing more these days. After a one year break, I went from climbing hard 10's (sport and trad) and V4 bouldering down to 5.8 and V0 (with much whimpering, tense movement, and general pussyfooting). I'm gettin' it back, slowly at least.

My hardest recent climbing was redpointing brontosarus and the return of the manimal. So I guess I'm almost back to where I left off.

I havn't been interested in FA's like I was three years ago, but I'll sniff around this winter and see what's left to be had.

I guess there's more to tell, but I have to run.

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:13 pm
by Artsay
Huggybone wrote:I just married Mrs. Huggybone, and I've been whoring for 4 or 5 years. I still Unobtainable Desire butt sex, but I find myself enjoying gang bangs whoring more these days. After a one year break, I went from whoring hard 10's (gang bangs and butt sex) and V4 oral sex down to 5.8 and V0 (with much whimpering, tense movement, and general pussyfooting). I'm gettin' it back, slowly at least.
Damn, man! Sounds like you've been busy being back in Kentucky! :shock: