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The Aussie edition is better, but what the hell?

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Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2000 KENTUCKY EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of KENTUCKY.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding
the commands. The KENTUCKY EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2000, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN KENTUCKY EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset.............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find..............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back..............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop..............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the KENTUCKY EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2000:

Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers......................a graphics viewer


We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the KENTUCKY EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.



I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates
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Post by Gretchen »

THat is GREAT, I think I peed my chair laughing!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just genuinely disengenuous.
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Post by sparky »

i wish i had that kentucky edition
then all this computer stuff would make a lot more sense
" climb like hell and die" dipsi
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Post by sparky »

i should this to a friend of mind who grew up in elliot county kentucky and he got pretty pissed about the whole Jack daniels thing, "that sure ain't no damn kentucky whisky"
" climb like hell and die" dipsi
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Post by ynot »

Kwitit fore ah pee ma pants!!!!!!!!!
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
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Post by Danny »

Damn Lynne, that takes the cake. That's the funniest damn thing I've read on here. I had to wait to stop laughing till I could read the next line.
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Post by tomdarch »

Is that there Winders 2thausan Kentucky Edishen related to Winders Axe Pee KE? Ah meen like, you know, like related Kentucky style? Like reeeel close, like?


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