I have been assimilated

[Guest]

I have lived in Kentucky for 9 years now. I think it's wearing on me. Last night, when talking to Spragwa, I actually pronounced Versailles as "ver-sales." This morning I am drinking Ale-8. Next thing you know, I'll be swerving into adjacent lanes when making turns. What else is going to happen to me???

[Meadows]

The accent!!!

[meetVA]

"Y'all" will become a prominent feature of your everyday language.

You will weld your car doors shut and enter via the busted out window and start complaining about how kids these days just aren't as good as the boys on the DUKES OF HAZARD.

But most importantly you'll start to think that your cousins are really "hot".
Welcome to ole Kentuck.

[Meadows]

Also, is there bourbon in that Ale-8?

[Meadows]

Sandy: Have you filled out the state registration form yet?

Kentucky

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION FORM


Name: ______________ (last)


First:(Please tick appropriate box)

Billy-Bob [ ]
Billy-Joe [ ]
Billy-Ray [ ]
Billy-Sue [ ]
Billy-Mae [ ]
Billy-Jack [ ]


Shoe size: ______ (left) ________ (right)


Occupation:

Farmer [ ]
Mechanic [ ]
Hair Dresser [ ]
Unemployed [ ]


Relationship with spouse:

sister [ ]
brother [ ]
aunt [ ]
uncle [ ]
cousin [ ]
mother [ ]
father [ ]
son [ ]
daughter [ ]
pet [ ]


Education: 1 2 3 4 (tick highest grade completed)


Do you own [ ] or rent [ ] your mobile home?


___ total number of vehicles you own
___ number of vehicles that still crank
___ number of vehicles in front yard
___ number of vehicles in back yard
___ number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:

truck [ ]
bedroom [ ]
bathroom [ ]
kitchen [ ]
shed [ ]


Model and year of pick-up: __________194__


Do you have a gun rack? [ ]yes [ ]no. (If no, please explain)


___ number of times you've seen Elvis
___ number of times you've seen a UFO
___ number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:

weekly [ ]
monthly [ ]
N/A [ ]


Colour of teeth:

yellow [ ]
brownish-yellow [ ]
brown [ ]
black [ ]
N/A [ ]


How far is your home from a paved road:

1-5 miles [ ]
5-10 miles [ ]
don't know [ ]

[longlegsrule]

you're going to start collecting cars....

then you're going to start scratching in places, that in any other city, would not be appropriate in public.

then come the cutt-off jeans that you swear are still in style....


then you're going to think 80's hairstyles are still in

[meetVA]

Hey look! It's loren's family photo!!!

LLR, that photo of the cut off jeans is fairly, uhm, interesting? I wonder if that woman thinks about how, uhm, interesting, kids look these day's with their g-string showing above their pants?

[magnetic62nd]

Sandy: Have you filled out the state registration form yet?

Kentucky

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION FORM

I think that application was a misprint... its actually the application for West Virginia residency.

[Meadows]

I found it for KY. Thank goodness it's actually for WV since I moved to Lex!

[Doug]

My eyes! My eyes!!