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favorite sayings.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:47 am
by meetVA
Without going into details, while working tonight I was reminded of this too-true to life saying:
Women have many flaws but men only two--everything they say and everything they do.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:10 am
by Artsay
If you think you can...
Or if you think you can't...
You're probably right.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:14 am
by Yasmeen
The full version of the line in my sig line right now:
People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I've learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one's reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one's master, condemning oneself from then on to faking the sort of reality that person's view requires to be faked. And if one gains the immediate purpose of the lie-- the price one pays is the destruction of that which the gain was intended to serve.
That really blew me away when I read it. I never do it justice when I try to repeat it, but it's an amazing paragraph.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:16 am
by Horatio Felacio
"(insert name of person) got burnt redder 'an a foxes butt at pokeberry time" - uncle
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:08 am
by young'n climber
In a world full of pussies sometimes you just have to stand up and be a dick.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 2:18 am
by ynot
It's casual!
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 3:27 am
by dipsi
I knew he/she was lying; his/her mouth was moving!
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:49 am
by Spragwa
I have a lot. One of my favorites is " you are about as worthless as tits on a boar hog." That's just all class.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:41 pm
by SikMonkey
When someone says "if" this and "if" that , you say
"If my aunt had balls, she would be an uncle."
Mj
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:46 pm
by Wes
So many...
Some team Suck truisms...
"When I have a 50-50 chance at getting it right, I find I am correct about half the time"
"Sometimes you have to be mean to be funny"
and of course "You SUCK", best after someone falls, post crux, on a project. Say it loud!!
Wes