Crankmas wrote:"pure climber" seeking to unload some trad items to purchase new improved pad thingy PM for details
Crankmas needs "pads" (maxi or other).
'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The polite way to excuse yourself and take a piss.