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Random Jokes! Lets Hear em'
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:58 am
by young'n climber
What do you call nuts on a wall?.......walnuts
What do you call nuts on a chest?......chestnuts
What do you call nuts on a chin?......blowjob
hehehehahaha
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:13 pm
by Meadows
Man, you stay up way too late.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:29 pm
by meetVA
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and hanging on a wall....Art.
What do you call the same man at your doorstep...Matt.
What do you call the same man in a lake...Bob.
What did zero say to eight?... nice belt.
And last but not least:
What did the Pirate say about the steering wheel in his underware:
...."Arrr-ggggh! It's drivin' me nuts."
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:26 pm
by RQClimber
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer, and a mop".
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:04 pm
by pianomahnn
What do you call a gym rat from IL?
Ethan.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:14 pm
by young'n climber
your funny?
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:00 pm
by dipsi
Punk?
So the blonde has an abortion. She wasn't sure it was hers!
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:15 pm
by Gem
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:50 pm
by Crankmas
A snake comes into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender refuses to serve her, when the snake demands an explanation, the bartender tells her she can't hold her liquor.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:13 pm
by Canuck
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says "Your pants are down."