I was checking out my web stats and noticed something funny. The web stats display a list of all the phrases that people type into search engines to locate this site.
This phrase was typed into Google twice this month by someone who located this site:
"learning felacio"
It's good to know that there are women (or men) out there doing all they can to please their men.
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Its particularly interesting given that a)fellatio is misspelled in Ho's case, b)the site is buried several pages down in the listing, and c)the 'summary' is:
"... Learning the technique to float a straight in, featureless offwidth, is the only way ... Horatio Felacio purdy mouthed gurl"
OK, maybe it's the summary line that gets 'em to click through.... ("hmmmm, 'featureless offwidth' sounds sexy!" Little do they know it's only for really, really sick masochists.)
"... Learning the technique to float a straight in, featureless offwidth, is the only way ... Horatio Felacio purdy mouthed gurl"
OK, maybe it's the summary line that gets 'em to click through.... ("hmmmm, 'featureless offwidth' sounds sexy!" Little do they know it's only for really, really sick masochists.)
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