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Jesus Christ

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:07 pm
by 512OW
Jesus rules. I love God. I like Moses and Noah. He had animals. Like a zoo.

You all suck though. Especially Horatio, because his name is stupid. And SCIN because he runs this stupid site. And Artsay because she lives with him. And Gretchen because shes from Cincinnati. And bberlier because he married her. And Lynne because you can't tell if shes hot because she put up a fake picture. And Wes because hes a bum now. And Chuck because he lives in Georgia. And Merrick because he talked black in his "location"......i.e....."west siiiiide". Jesus. And Captain Static because hes from somewhere over "Yonder". And me. No, not me. Because I love God.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:24 pm
by SCIN
I'm gonna ban your ass like I did to Huggybone you punk!
I know you don't love Jesus. Know why? Cuz I saw you eating cereal beowch. Jesus don't eat cereal.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:31 pm
by 512OW
Shiiiiiit. He ate Holy Charms. I know. I poured his milk.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:00 am
by ynot
The longer people climb,the more warped thier sense of humor.Must have something to do with addiction.It's even happening to me,and I'm powerless to stop it.It's like being sucked into a tornado.

God grant me the serenity to accept the climbing bums I cannot change, the wisdom to spot a spraylord.and the sense to know the difference.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:39 am
by merrick
you want to come up here on the "west siiiiiide" of Chicago and say that, buddy....

i gots some "folk" and some "people" you can talk to.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 3:35 am
by ynot
We have droves of "folk" right here.

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:12 pm
by bberlier
What are you OW, born again? You can't lay low for a year and then just come on here and flame everyone! You'll get lynched, or worse, banned by the moderators!

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:18 pm
by Gretchen
Since I walk in the steps of the Lord, I forgive you OW & love you brother!

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:49 pm
by Artsay
Hey OW Jesus freak! Why don't you float your heavenly self down to Lexington and come get your climbing shoe out of SCIN's Saten mobile! If I take your shoe to the crag thinking it's mine one more time I'm going to nail it to a damn tree and leave you to your saintly ways to find the damn thing!

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:25 pm
by bberlier
OW doesn't climb anymore! Does he?