WWWD - What Would Wes Do

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Wes
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WWWD - What Would Wes Do

Post by Wes »

So, some of you all may have issues or problems that you are not sure how to handle. Maybe you wonder "What would Wes do"? Well, here is a place where you can get the advice you need on all those super important life choices. So, just ask away, I am listening...


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Post by dhoyne »

I need to get down to the Gorge this weekend and my Jeep's in the shop.

What would Wes Do?
Sarcasm is a tool the weak use to avoid confrontation. People with any balls just outright lie.

[quote="Meadows"]I try not to put it in my mouth now, but when I do, I hold it with just my lips.[/quote]
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Post by Guest »

holy shit, Wes, you must be a mind reader. I was going to have an ask Sandy column, but naturally I would have been secretly asking you for advice to give to people.

I personally have LOTS of problems. Let me pick a couple or 6 and I'll post up shortly. You better get yourself some coffee, my friend.
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Post by Wes »

Easy question.

Blackmail one of your climbing partners to come pick your sorry ass up, or you will tell his girlfriend/wife/both about that little side trip to the "ranch" while you were at Red Rocks.

Or, find a co-worker/friend that has never climbed, and tell them this is their lucky break, as they have the honor of driving you to the gorge, where you will teach them to climb at muscle beach.

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Post by Meadows »

dhoyne, Since I can't climb, $100.00 and I'll drive you down there. I'll split the $ with anyone who is brave enough to belay you.
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Post by Wes »

Meadows, if you need a little spending cash, there are far better ways for a women of your skillz to make $100, and you wouldn't even need to leave your house. Or your bed for that matter.

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Post by Meadows »

Wes, I don't really have skills. What would you do?
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Post by dhoyne »

That's tempting. At $1.71 a gallon, my Jeep goes thru about $80 just in gas to get down there, drive around, and get back.
Sarcasm is a tool the weak use to avoid confrontation. People with any balls just outright lie.

[quote="Meadows"]I try not to put it in my mouth now, but when I do, I hold it with just my lips.[/quote]
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Post by Wes »

Meadows wrote:Wes, I don't really have skills. What would you do?
Well, that is not what I hear. So, perhaps your problem is that you don't believe in the skillz you have. Kinda a self-confidence thing. But, for your peace of mind, I will give you a personal skillz evaulation. And it will only cost you dinner and a six pack.

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Post by Meadows »

Okay, here is a good one: A boy asked me out some time ago (early March). I thought it would be cool, but then all of a sudden he started coming up with lame excuses like he was in Bishop or his transportation broke down and it's taking ~4 weeks to fix it. Should I just move on? If a cute boy asked you out and it took two months to happen, what would you do?
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