Matt's Coming Out

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:53 am

Hey everyone. Just wanted you to know that I have accepted the truth...My name is Matt and I'm a faggot. No, I don't mean a bundle of sticks, in fact I am an ass-catcher. I'm sure that many of you have sat around, longingly gazing at my dick-sucking lips wondering if maybe, just maybe you could be the one. Well, you can! I prefer big burly men who enjoy getting the reach-around while I pound them in the ass. But I am game for other types as well. Please PM me if you're interested. Also, I've conducted a poll to see who should be my new beau. Please tell me.

Post by **MiaRock** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:01 pm

Matt i think it is awesome that you finally feel comfortable enough to bring out the "real" matt we all know and love.

In this day and age of gay marriage i hope you find that lovable hunk of your dreams and live happily ever after...

and even if you love men you have plenty of fag hags around to go shopping with too

Post by **climbhigh** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:06 pm

You’re a whiney lil bitch, all I said was I needed a lil space. I leave you home alone one freakin weekend and you lash out like this. I feel hurt and betrayed that you have brought this up for everyone to see, and are trying to get other people involved. I think we have both been hurt enough, no need to hurt others. I don’t know if we can ever rekindle what we had. I will always remember those nights when you wore your Red Beard eye patch and we took turns spinning on your wooden leg gazing into each others eyes.

Post by **Wes** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:15 pm

Wait, he is seeing you as well? HF, you are a two timing man slut, and you can have him! After all those night of watching the queer eye show together. Men suck, I think I am going to stick to women for now. So, wonder where Sandy is? Maybe she will do me if I unban her...

Wes

Post by **MiaRock** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:21 pm

Matt, i'm wondering why you didn't include lordjim on your poll? i remember hearing you pine away for his sexy ass the other weekend.

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:28 pm

MiaRock wrote:Matt, i'm wondering why you didn't include lordjim on your poll? i remember hearing you pine away for his sexy ass the other weekend.

Damnit Mia I'm still in the closet! Don't out me yet.

And thank you. I had no idea you were checking me out.

Post by **Spragwa** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:05 pm

Sniff...sniff....I had no idea honey. Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Booo hoo.

Post by **MiaRock** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:09 pm

no worries Spragwa, you can join me and mrs. climbhigh for a "why me" pity party we are throwing next weekend...

Post by **Spragwa** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:13 pm

Fantastic! That will cheer me up for sure...even though no one at the party has a penis. But that's okay, I'll make spinach dip!

Post by **Pimp** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:49 am

Sikmonkey, Most deff
Then you two can share his personalized underware
Matt + Matt= Tons of fudge packin'

RRC Archives

Matt's Coming Out

Who should be Matt's first Beau?

Matt's Coming Out