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Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But whips and chains
Excite me


I like your style
I like you class
But most of all
I like you ass


Guys are like roses
Watch out for the pricks


You can prick you finger
Just don't finger you prick


Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So put it in


Twatt's twatt
And that's that


Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly
If you kiss me
don't be sassy
Use you tongue
and make it nasty


This goes out to: Sandy, Spuzo, Spragwa, Joe, AAron, MT1, Ho, and all of the others that have given it up for me.( and yes, phone sex counts sandy!!!)
This site needs a softer, "love, peace, and sex" section, Ray, don't you think so?

(And here is a little something for all the Bitches out there)


Are you a BITCH?

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions. The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies:
"I'm a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second woman answers their question before they even ask it,
"BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe
In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody
calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"

He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.

and you though it would be nasty

don't you mean your lovers lefty and righty?

alien2 -- that was beautiful...brought tears to my eyes. I had to read it out loud over the PA system at work it was so beautiful. I still have my job - man, I just can't get fired. I thought THAT would do it, but nooooo - stupid tv people with their sick and twisted senses of humour.

Maybe I should read Pimp's prose out loud over the PA.....hhmmm

I thought that people knew when I said your name, aaron that I really ment YOUR hands, lefty and righty.

meant not ment.

you wish you had my little girl hands on you. instead you have your callused paws to masturbate ( constantly) with.

get a room you two

does the monestary count as a room or can we use your new tent?

new tent is off limits to aaron-on-kenton action....sorry - BUT if you're nice...I just might let you use the hammock. I am relocating it from Cincinnati to Hell this weekend. It's sweet - we can get two people in it the regular way and like 4 across the other way...woo woo