I'm so cool because I climb in the cold! Give me a cookie!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:17 pm
I get so sick of people, every winter, who climb at the Red on cold days coming on the site and bragging about how cool they and how much of a pussy everyone else is just because they climb on cold days.
Attention people: WE ARE ALL DOWN SOUTH or in the gym BOULDERING while you are IN THE RED FREEEZING YOUR ASSES OFF AND CLIMBING ROUTES BELOW YOUR LIMIT!
You see, this is what gives us the power to come back in the Spring and send, in one day, all the routes you worked on all winter long.
So please, don't make the Gumby mistake of bragging about how you hiked through snow to go make the millionth ascent of Ro Shampo or Wild Gift.
Puleeez! That is so Gumby-Beginner-esque.
More power to you if you love to go send in the cold weather. But don't make yourself out to be heroes because all you are is some dude out climbing in the cold. That is all you are. That is all you are. Your existence is this --><-- big in the grand scheme of things.
Attention people: WE ARE ALL DOWN SOUTH or in the gym BOULDERING while you are IN THE RED FREEEZING YOUR ASSES OFF AND CLIMBING ROUTES BELOW YOUR LIMIT!
You see, this is what gives us the power to come back in the Spring and send, in one day, all the routes you worked on all winter long.
So please, don't make the Gumby mistake of bragging about how you hiked through snow to go make the millionth ascent of Ro Shampo or Wild Gift.
Puleeez! That is so Gumby-Beginner-esque.
More power to you if you love to go send in the cold weather. But don't make yourself out to be heroes because all you are is some dude out climbing in the cold. That is all you are. That is all you are. Your existence is this --><-- big in the grand scheme of things.