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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:52 pm
FUck you and your all I'm a fucking newby gumby and I just love to impose my ethics on everyone even though I can't get my fucking ass up any true hardman route on the planet. Since I can't get my ass up a true route then I'll just sit back and spray my shit and act like a fucking hardcore climber even though all I do is fucking hang out at the Gumby crag with my fucking fag crag whistle and run around like a fucking jackass telling people how to climb and what is an onsight and what determines a "true" redpoint. Then I'll go to Miguel's because that is where I really shine with my loud fucking shit spewing mouth and act like a fucking god damned fucking catholic priest while I suck every fucking bitch off to get my fucking name out there in the "community" but everyone knows I will quit climbing in five years like every other motherfucker with a loud fucking mouth trying to get "known" instead of just fucking ROCK FUCKING CLIMBING like a true fucking ROCK CLIMBER. Like a fucking climbing Ninja who sneaks in and sends like a fucking devil straight from the burning pit of hell then sneaks back home, closes his eyes and KNOWS in his fucking mind that he sends. He fucking SENDS>>>> he sends in silence. Yet you persist to referree the crag with your gay ass color coordinated outfit and your faggoty ballerina slippers. Don't you know how much of a twinkletoes you are? Get back on your fucking magic carpet and fly your tonsils back to the barbecue pit where they belong. Burn your fucking tongue with a pitchfork before I smash it with my hammer of rage. I'll take your rule book and shove it straight up the devil's ass until it comes out his throat because that is where your fucking mouth will be as I suck out your waste of a spinal cord from your "should've been a crack baby" cerebrum. Who the fuck are you? You will be vapor in the world of climbing in five years. I guarantee it bitch.
Drink, smoke. Ah, all better!