The Redmond bouldering guide sucks nut
The Redmond bouldering guide sucks nut
I recently purchased Chris Redmond's bouldering guide to the Red. What a joke! There is only choss and rotten rock. I hiked all the way up to tower rock to work on one of the "good" problems. I broke off a hold and got a sweet puncture wound in my thumb. The pearl is the only problem I've found worth spending time on. I'm glad I threw 13 dollars against the wall.
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
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Horatio Felacio
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hoss, i'm afraid you suck nuts. why in the fuck would you think by purchasing a "bouldering guide for the red" that badass boulder problems would suddenly appear? even the "good" problems are usually wet, cold, damp, and/or choss.
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
Well horatio I'm afriad we're not all seasoned veterans like you. I've only been climbing in the gorge for one season and I thought there might be good bouldering. fuck off
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
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Horatio Felacio
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- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:26 pm
Gobstopper and T-Bone Traverse are worth doing if they're not mossy as hell by now. They're both as good as any problem at a "real" bouldering area.
Also, there's some fun stuff up at The Cove. Domestic Violence is pretty damn cool. There's a V9 up there that's very cool too. Actually, almost every problem up there is pretty damn cool if you ask me. There are no topouts but the problems are mostly all roof problems with cool pinches and stuff.
The Watchtower at Coffee Shop is very cool also.
Other than that, the guide isn't worth much.
Also, there's some fun stuff up at The Cove. Domestic Violence is pretty damn cool. There's a V9 up there that's very cool too. Actually, almost every problem up there is pretty damn cool if you ask me. There are no topouts but the problems are mostly all roof problems with cool pinches and stuff.
The Watchtower at Coffee Shop is very cool also.
Other than that, the guide isn't worth much.
Yo Ray jack dynomite! Listen to my beat box! Bew ch ch pff BEW ch ch pfff! Sweet!
-Horatio
-Horatio
yeah i was over at the junkyard yesterday too. T-bone was wet, and Gobstopper was way too mossy to clean with a toothbrush. I've been to the cove, it's a hell of a core strength workout, but I just can't get into bouldering without top outs.
Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.