intellectual sacks of shit

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:18 pm

i find it amusing that climbers think of themselves as so open-minded and intelectually enlightened compared to other people. when it comes to christianity though, they get all bent out of shape and give people shit about it. the stupid hippy-fied power crystals, zen buddhism, new age bullshit is allright, but christianity...god forbid!

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:36 pm

Little Neros

Post by **Alan Evil** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:00 pm

Funny how you feel free to denigrate Buddhism while complaining about people denigrating your religion. Why don't you say something unpleasant about Muslims, too? Might as well shit on the Jews while you're at it.

Isn't eveyone entitled to their opinion?

Your opinion may be that Christianity is the most important thing in the (your) world. Many people just don't want to hear about it. Other's opinion might be that Christians are good people... with some mustard on rye. There are other people that believe you are going to hell because you don't go to the same church they go to (as in Seventh Church of Christ of Cherry Corners).

Your opinion might be that Christianity is good for the world. Many people would say that, on the contrary, Christianity has been one of the greatest sources of war, overpopulation, resource depletion, genecidal behavior (see Andrew Jackson's Indian removal plan), utter lunacy, and bad hair the world has ever seen. And then there are people that think Pat Robertson makes sense.

There are many different opinions.

Jesus was way cool. It's just that so many of his followers (oh, sorry, "His") are narrow minded zealots or simple minded sheep being led by the wolves that stand in the pulpits. Oh, did I mention hypocritical? I meant to put that in there. People that get shit-faced drunk on Saturday night and screw their neighbor's wife in the ass are all pious and condemning Sunday and Monday (and maybe Thursday morning). I grew up around these people and if there is a hell I hope my job is to shovel coals on people like them. It's just that I find the idea of hell to be kind of simple and superstitious. But that's my opinion.

Come up with some good jokes about atheists. It's hard. Making jokes about fundamentalists is easy... and it's good exercise!

Post by **rhunt** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:20 pm

Alan Evil wrote: Isn't eveyone entitled to their opinion?

I thought that was Ho's point!

Post by **andy_lemon** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:20 pm

Yes.. Yes.. intelectuals we may be, just don't bring up religion again. We can't seem to find anything inteligent to say about it.

Post by **StephyG** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:29 pm

Ho I tried to call you yesterday - you must have been at church though

Excellent point Andy!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:37 pm

Didn't you know that Ho is a hellfire and damnation preacher. He holds services every Saturday night in Nada at the Holiness Church of the Solid rock, and the "Y'all come back now!!Ya hear!!" choir. (everybody else and Buhda goes to hell!!! BYOB!!

Post by **Crankmas** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:48 pm

Free Tibet

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:02 pm

yeah, that was my point dr. evil. if you gonna say fuck christians, then fuck buddha in the ass, shove all the crystals and incense up anothers ass, throw the jews back in the ovens, pray to allah that he kills all his followers.

i'm not a christian (except for the church and choir i lead down in nada), i just think it's funny how climbers claim to be open-minded about everything.

Post by **Horatio Felacio** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:06 pm

Alan Evil wrote:...It's just that so many of his followers (oh, sorry, "His") are narrow minded zealots or simple minded sheep being led by the wolves that stand in the pulpits. Oh, did I mention hypocritical?

only christians do this? hmmm...i seriously doubt that. what about the fucking mormons knocking on your door, or this weirdo dude at school from i don't know religion (i think his was magic the gathering)...what about muslim suicide bombers?