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Wonder why they call you bitch?
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:37 am
by Wes
Because you are a pussy-assed *tard* climber who thinks climbing (much less sending) a 5.10 on gear is something worthy of spraying about. Fucking losers. I know, as I was once a traddy loser, who thought I was hot shit for send brontasaurs. God was I lame. 40 feet of 5.7 plus a little v0 boulder problem with gear at your waist, and I thought that made me a climber. So sad, yet so typical of a traditude. The "I am hot shit because I lead gear routes" attitude these fucking posers have is out of control.
Even though those traddy losers are bad, nothing, nothing is worse then top roping jackoffs that call themselves climbers. They need to just call themselves extreme hikers because that is all they are. Well, I guess they are also lame assed bitches as well.
And don't even get me started on the hang-dogging, only climb steep sport routes, fucking gay-assed bitches that call themselves "sport climbers". Put them on a slab and watch these so called climbers wet themselves and call for the stick clip. Such a funny thing to watch.
Now I know you all are probably thinking that I am going to say how cool boulding is, and how that is the only PURE climbing out there. Well, you are only partly right. While bouldering is PURE climbing, there are plenty of punk-assed-bitches that think they are bouldererers. Not only do they have massive crash pads, sometime 8 or 9 per group, but they use them to cheat by stacking them up so short people can reach the starting holds. Lame. Might as well stack them high enough to reach the finish holds. Posers.
Wes
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:58 am
by Artsay
So how do you really feel, Wes?
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:01 am
by Wes
Well, you could say I am pissed off that after 5 weeks of bouldering in the sun, I am now back in this frozen wasteland with a messed up finger watching my tips turn back to mush, and the power that I gained drain out of me like the last little bit of a slushy on a hot KY summer day.
But, really, I am feeling just fine
Wes
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:27 am
by Artsay
Umm, Wes? I believe you've been every one of those descriptions you've outlined with such detail but lucky for you there wasn't someone trashing you for it at the time. But let's see....there was also that ice climbing phase you were into... Now you're in some dreadlocked holier than thou phase which lacks something compared to the laid back aid climbing phase you were into for about a week. Why so angry?
That's climbing and that's life. If someone gets pleasure from top-roping then that's awesome. No need to trash them for it. As long as they're happy and having a good time then right on. Maybe you should take up a different sport because this one doesn't seem to make you happy. I wish you were happy. I miss happy Wes...
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:31 am
by Guest
Wes, Eat me
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:38 am
by Wes
Not dreadlocked - yet. Damn, can't believe I forgot to trash ice and aid climbers as well as alpinists and mountaineers. And gym climbers. Oh well, maybe next time.
Maybe people need to look into the mirror of life more often. Saying things that aren't nice and PC sometimes will make people think a bit about what they are doing, and why they are doing it. Yes, every one of those people was/is me. And I am cool with that. But, there are people out there that refuse to open their eyes from their own, safe viewpoint. Maybe a kick in the ego will help? Besides, I mostly write stuff like this for me. As it is kinda fun to not be the nice person sometimes. Oh, and drinking Red Bull before posting is much more fun the drunk posting. You get all the rage, without the fuzziness.
Wes
PS, why do people take things I say seriously, but not SCIN or Ho?
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:45 am
by Artsay
Wes wrote:PS, why do people take things I say seriously, but not SCIN or Ho?
People do take what SCIN says seriously, except when he's talking about eating baby fetus' and shit. And don't forget, when SCIN smacked talk back on the old board people "threw eggs at him", so to speak. And Ho, well, there's nothing serious about that boy...
But you're not them. You're Wes and what you're saying is coming from your heart. Are you trying to say that you don't honestly feel these things?
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:54 am
by Wes
I don't really feel that much anger or anything. I just enjoy poking fun at groups of people using sterotypes. I do, however, think there are plenty of people out there that fit into those sterotypes. Like these guys I met in Hueco, that go all offended and pissed off because I told them they were doing/did a v5 varation not the v8 they thought they were on. They were honestly upset. That shit is funny to me. Just like there are trad climbers out there that really think what they do is the best thing ever, and love to dog on sport climbers.
So, in a way, I mean the things I say. But, generally, I just like to make fun of people that take themselves to seriously. Just like I used to do. Now, I don't care so much what people think of me, or of what I am doing. And I have way more fun.
Oh, and then there is the red bull...
Wes
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:04 am
by Guest
...so you are saying that you were neglected as a child, you feel anger toward your mother, yes,yes, go on, the doctor is listening.......
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:11 am
by Artsay
Well sure, I think most of us have dealt with climbing assholes/idiots one time or another but I also think that sometimes those climbing assholes/idiots become our friends and then we don't see them as such. We're all blinded by what we see and want to see so for someone to attack another for enjoying something they too once enjoyed is "the pot calling the kettle black". And not just that, it's kinda mean.
I can't stand other climbing sites like boldering.com because everyone is just mean, self-rightous, and belittling. I hope this site never becomes that way.
And Wes, you know I adore you. I'm just having freaky images of you being old, alone, sitting at a computer in a little room in Nowhere, USA, and posting insults on a little BBS in Lexington, KY to all the people that care about you. It's kinda disturbing.