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Dear Santa,
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:40 am
by ynot
Im feeling kinda noncomittal so just suprise me oK? We both have a chimney fetish so just bring me something you like too. Don't wake up the wife,and I will leave you some peanut butter cookies(she's kinda cranky mornings) sincerly, Ynot
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:20 am
by andy_lemon
Rumor has it, that Santa got so freakin fat last year that he has switched to sugar free cookies and joined the weight watchers program. Just thought you should know yn0t, so you can plan accordingly.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:25 am
by jabbathehut
Santa would you please bring me a puppy????
My parents took both my dogs when they moved, I need somthing to pet and girls are too expensive and time consuming.... And a dog has never complained about having to shit in the woods.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:37 pm
by Meadows
andy_lemon wrote:Rumor has it, that Santa got so freakin fat last year that he has switched to sugar free cookies and joined the weight watchers program. Just thought you should know yn0t, so you can plan accordingly.
No Andi, he's doing the Atkins diet and you can find a carb-free mix for cookies/muffins/cake at Super Walmart. I think you just add water and stir.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:41 pm
by kentuckysarah
jabbathehut,
you can have my puppy. he's a pain in the butt.
nevermind...I can't give him away. I think I'll miss him if I do
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 3:00 pm
by jabbathehut
I'm telling you, I miss my 2 dogs more than my last girlfriend<--- ok she was an ass.
I miss em soo much....... here's a pic I took of Haily.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:08 pm
by Artsay
Awww...too cute!
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:22 pm
by kentuckysarah
Very sweet. Did both of your dogs look like that?
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 7:54 pm
by andy_lemon
Meadows wrote:No Andi, he's doing the Atkins diet and you can find a carb-free mix for cookies/muffins/cake at Super Walmart. I think you just add water and stir.
Did you know if you follow the Atkins diet very strictly for 3 or 4 months that your pee will turn into almost 100% pure nitrogen. You can then sell it to your local golf course so they can use it as lawn fertalizer.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:11 pm
by ynot
You mean they will pay you to piss all over the green? YES!! I told you before that golf was lame.