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WHY IS STRONGHANDMAN SO GAY

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:20 am
by young'n climber
why why why

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:57 pm
by Christian
He wears gay weasel penis hats?

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:45 pm
by Joe Finney
hes a polesmoker..

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:21 pm
by rhunt
he doesn't exsist except to piss you people off...and it's working...nice

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:02 pm
by tomdarch
Cut the poor guy some slack. Imagine growing up homosexual in a small town in the US - all the harassment and abuse. Some folks can out-grow all that, but lots of folks end up pretty messed up. I doesn't suprise me that he's both gay and an insecure, bullshit spewing, fuck wad. :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:16 am
by Joe Finney
he's not pissing me off, he's just giving me something to bitch about. its fun..

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:58 am
by stronghandman
The reasons stronghandman is gay:
1.He likes to show is bulking chest wearing a big blue superman shirt to the crag.
2.He has used so much hairspray and gel that he is developing a bald spot
3.He likes to play Karaoke with rap songs about climbing
4.He has sprayed with the best of them for years


I guess everyone has a twin.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:07 am
by Yasmeen
I'm starting to like this guy!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:14 am
by 512OW
You like him, I love him.

You forgot:

1. He wears cutoff turtlenecks on his head cuz he can't afford real hats.
2. He also can't afford real pants so he wears the same jeans hes worn for the last 4 years.
3. He only goes to old crags cuz he doesn't want people to see how much he sucks now.
4. He shaves his balls, so they'll match his head someday.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:15 am
by 512OW
By the way, I don't use hairspray or gel, I use pomade.