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How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:02 am
by moloch415
I've tried to be enlightened about this and not mind, but it irks me to see 'Gumby' posted under my name. At what point does that poop go away? To be clear, I'm no badass, but certainly no gumby.

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:26 am
by michaelarmand
Engage in some heated political fights with other morons on this site. Worked for me.

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:26 am
by Rotarypwr345704
Referring to Dr. Bob as Hitler worked for me. Gotta do something big to get Ray's attention and he'll give you a little shout out.
Just be careful what you wish for...

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:46 am
by krampus
the topics these days are almost too tame to surpass gumbydome.

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:56 am
by clif
i'm handing out free Viagra and kisses on trail day. join my team.

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:09 pm
by KD
You probably wont reach enlightenment by "trying..." Embrace your inner gumby and realize all else is illusion.

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:27 pm
by whoneedsfeet
I just trolled dustin enough to get my ghetto pass.

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:41 pm
by moloch415
cool. thanks guys. i was fully expecting a string of 'but you are a gumby' posts

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:57 pm
by cramacam
I've occasionally made some cheeky boob comments and the obligatory penis remark... I did troll ray once about drinking his sweat from his saturated shirt at the gym. None of these worked. (The sweat drink didn't make me much stronger either.)

Re: How do I stop being a Gumby?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:58 pm
by cramacam
On second thought, that may have been Keith Urban's shirt.