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Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:45 am
by Rockdogs
I'm bolting a route at miller fork that is right of serenity point. I went there yesterday and saw someone put two bolts in on the route to the left of me. Who are you?
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:10 pm
by Cromper
ahhh so ur the guy who put a rope on my line
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:42 pm
by Andrew
I hope this thread is a joke.
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:01 pm
by whatahutch
Before people used texting, computers, and phones in general, they would say hello face-to-face to each other. It sounds crazy that people used to do that, but it actually happened at one point in history. But, take courage next time you are at the crag (or even at the local big box store). Say, "Hello, how are you today?" The person might be startled to hear another human voice instead of a beep and buzz coming from their pocket, but you could even possibly find out someone's name through that simple process. I know sounds crazy, but give it a try. If you had, you may have actually found out who your line poacher was the day it happened.
If you need more encouragement than that, think of yourself as a superhero. You will be pushing the front line of human experience, and possibly saving all of humanity. Who knows, some of the real members of the opposite sex (as opposed to those plastic people you see on the glowing cubes we all look at) may find your confident communication skills appealing. You may just save the human race from extinction by rediscovering interpersonal communication by just starting with, "Hello!"
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:23 pm
by SCIN
Shouldn't you be out shooting cans with your bow and arrow?
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:16 am
by whatahutch
I've recently learned that I am not as good of a shot as I thought, so I could use the target practice. I missed three times this deer season.
I noticed that I made a mistake in the reading of the post after I submitted mine. I thought a good laugh at either me or my post was better than deleting it though.
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:52 pm
by clif
i can't remember whatahutch, didn't you used to 'go [down] on Ann Coulter'?
if not, apologies. if so, head's up. saying you 'made a mistake' is the first step on the road to socialism. first rule of conservatism, it's always someone else's fault, and best to just blame the government.
and, where can i get one of these glowing cubes, and is it safe to touch?
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:42 pm
by Crankmas
LOL, well documented that going down on old white dudes was buttplug Barry's fav form of barter for scoring drugs, not confirmed if this tactic was handed down by his commie mentors, his indonesian islame schooling or the ever popular he was just born that way, days are behind him now due to scores of ignorant voters and Reggie Love...
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:43 pm
by whatahutch
I think that Ann Coulter is pretty close to being evil, so I probably wouldn't spend enough time around her, watching her, or listening to her to even consider going down on her. She should marry Michael Moore, since they both do the same job but for the two different major political persuasions in this country. Just think of the spawn they would have. They would probably take over the world. Right and left both mislead the public.
Don't judge too quickly my political leanings, you may be wrong. To quote a favorite musician of mine, "The left think I'm right, and the right think I'm wrong."
Re: Bolting at miller fork
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:38 pm
by clif
yep, it's "michaelarmand" i was thinking of.
anyway, enjoyed your post. at least we got word the Crankmas is still alive and kicking and getting the holiday spirit.