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Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:48 pm
by climb2core
Seems like quite a few crushers are heading to the Red this fall. Woods is gonna hang out for 6 weeks. Based upon his recent escapades I am guessing he will repeat every hard line in the gorge. Any open 9a/9a+ projects about this fall?

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:22 pm
by Yasmeen
Nous ne parlons pas le francais ici, Ian. Please use google translator when talking about grades.

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:35 pm
by dustonian
climb2core wrote:Woods is gonna hang out for 6 weeks.
I didn't know Tiger was getting into climbing now...

I hear TBone Wilson is working a sick buttdragging start to "Sluts are Cool"! Also I've worked some of the moves and I think a girdle traverse of the Motherlode will totally go.

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:28 pm
by LABIALDROOP
My cock is gonna hang out for six weeks. Any epic projects for him to... bust?

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:47 pm
by dustonian
Your crude, flavorless brand of "fratboy" humor is almost, but not quite a refreshing change of pace compared to the usual crude, "redneck"-type humor we usually suffer from around here.

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:49 pm
by vertical1
Woods will try to upgrade everything to pad his stats. If he does an FA, it will be, according to him, the hardest thing there is. But on the bright side, he and his entourage will be out of Boulder, so there is a positive side to all of this.

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:51 pm
by dustonian
He will probably dig the Jesus scene around here. I estimate his endurance will be up to snuff by mid-February or so.

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:58 pm
by LABIALDROOP
Careful dustonian. You keep talking nice to me and I might let you defile me.

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:08 pm
by climb2core
Mais Yasmeen,

Si je parle en français, je semble aime un "bad ass"

Re: Rock Star report 2012

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:24 pm
by MYDADPULLEDOUT
Daniel woods! Omg he is the best!