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I saw you at the Motherlode, pretty sure you saw me seeing you. I was wearing the red tank with baby blue stripes. You were wearing verve pants and a sports bra. I figured you had to be interested in me because your boyfriend was wearing a helmet while belaying you on Chainsaw. I ran a few laps on Ale-8 and Convicted to get a better look and liked what I saw (you know you did too). I thought my victory dance at the end of the sends would send you over the edge. If not that, maybe my really cute dog, or my really great taste in music (yes that was Pretty Lights coming from my ghetto blaster) would do the trick.
Here is my proposition, how about you drop that 5.zero and get with this 5.HERO! I will belay you without a helmet, actually watch you while you climb (love those buns), and may even let you buy me Miguel’s at the end of the day (do not worry the Ale-8’s are on me). If this sounds good to you, just look for me in Miguel’s parking lot this weekend. I will be wearing my sexy tight jeans. If I do not see you there I will look forward to crossing paths again at the Lode. Next time my game will be better, I will have two dogs, no shirt, and will be working a route in the Madness Cave so be prepared to be impressed.

hahaha... maybe a lurid pic of your tumescent member (head cut off of course) would seal the deal!

The cave is a good place to hang out, there's always hot chicks chillin there.

Damn Kyle, you rock.

The gri gri works pretty well, too.

Just wanted to update this since I have still not gotten a reply. So a few more selling points on rad I am.

1. I do not belay with a sum (Gri Gri 2.0 master)
2. I can be flexible on my crag music... My Pretty Lights Pandora station plays other peple, it is very diverse.
3. I figured I would post a photo to jog your memory (different tank but you get the idea).
4. I also like zombies and clearly have a sense of humor (double trouble!)

Now where have you been hiding?

Pm sent

That poor dog...

Those poor zombies... her farts go straight for the brain with deadly force.

I'm gonna rate it at 33 Hobopower