new Rules to Live By
Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:04 pm
as it seems many are clearly devoid of even common decency in their interactions with the outside world, this thread will be devoted to laying out the hard and fast rules of life.
1- If you are bald(ing) on top a ponytail or mullet in back is laughable.
2- if you are overweight, do not tuck in your tshirt.
3- yes, your dog at the crag IS part of the problem.
4-apparently "hipster" is a cool term right now...may I turn your attention to the route named yadda yadda yadda....exactly.
5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.
6-stay off the damn phone when in a public place or driving. it doesnt make you look important to intently stare at a tiny screen and show off your opposable thumbs.
7-blue jeans are not and never will be chic at the crag. and the 80's roll on the bottom hem is just another fashion disaster.
8-permadraws, stick clips, tick lists, and spraying to anyone who will listen...just don't do it.
9-get a job and pay your own way thru life. no one owes you anything.
10-it truly is sad to think how many people played the last big lottery and who vicariously watched a bunch of teenagers play basketball for three months. does your life really suck that bad?
you are welcome.
1- If you are bald(ing) on top a ponytail or mullet in back is laughable.
2- if you are overweight, do not tuck in your tshirt.
3- yes, your dog at the crag IS part of the problem.
4-apparently "hipster" is a cool term right now...may I turn your attention to the route named yadda yadda yadda....exactly.
5-running shoes are meant for, well....running.
6-stay off the damn phone when in a public place or driving. it doesnt make you look important to intently stare at a tiny screen and show off your opposable thumbs.
7-blue jeans are not and never will be chic at the crag. and the 80's roll on the bottom hem is just another fashion disaster.
8-permadraws, stick clips, tick lists, and spraying to anyone who will listen...just don't do it.
9-get a job and pay your own way thru life. no one owes you anything.
10-it truly is sad to think how many people played the last big lottery and who vicariously watched a bunch of teenagers play basketball for three months. does your life really suck that bad?
you are welcome.