How to prepare for a trip to the Red...

[pkananen]

The first thing you need to do is to hire a body guard to keep people from punching you in the back of the head. You also need to practice your "air climbing technique" so that when you are sitting around at Miguel's you'll be able to communicate with all of the other strong climbers. After all, what's the point of sending hard routes if you can't replicate the moves at the table later that night?

Definitely perfect your bitching sequences for when you are hanging on bolts so that you don't look like a noob. Anyone who doesn't get pissed off at the rock is obviously not experienced or psyched enough to be worthy of projecting at the Madness Cave.

Finally, make sure you have ear plugs, a puke proof tent and a really good reason why you aren't living in a van and climbing 5.14.

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/prep-m ... 7287139__1

[Man I Stir]

Pretty funny if ya ask me

Also alot of truth in those words

Also need pair of headphones to avoid all the beta being sprayed to unlock those "tricky sequences."

[ynp1]

WORD

[camhead]

did y'all see on page 2 how the guy's trip turned out? Muthuhfuckah CRUSHED!

[dustonian]

nice photos