Fight at the Lode

[pigsteak]

I heard a rumor of this. Anyone got details?

[climb2core]

Your mom got drunk again and started talkin shit about how her Piggie could out-climb anyone if his shoulder was better.

[bcombs]

I think it was camhead. He was at the bottom of 40oz while JR's partner was hangdogging up it. Afterwards things got a little bit rough and some curse words were used. Once things settled down everyone hugged it out and smoked a doobie.

[tbwilsonky]

hahaha. i can only imagine.

our scene opens to a smiling Brahman as he lowers off X route after what he assumes is a game-changing 'redpoint'. he's approached by a skinny guy with super-cool hair and a really really nice backpack.

Paul Ethics: "nice try, maybe you'll send next time dude"
Brahman: "uh, i, like, just did it fella"
Paul Ethics: "(laughs and rolls eyes) well, kinda. i mean, the third bolt was clipped. we don't really count that shit in (insert mega-awesome spurt area here)"
Brahman: "ok.... dick".
Paul Ethics: "huh?"
Brahman: "i called you a dick. what, they don't have dicks in (mega-awesome spurt area)?"

author's note: this is where i can't fathom any further escalation. but i assume it went like:

Paul Ethics: "i would like to fight you now."
Brahman: "ok. let's be fools. together."

The End.

[pkananen]

I knew it was only a matter of time after they started bussing people in...

[bcombs]

LOL - "I would like to fight you now". That is some funny shit right there.

[vertical1]

and shortly thereafter, a sleeping dog woke and bit one of the fighters. Seemed like Karma, but the next day, same dog bit another passerby upon waking. Crazy shit.

[krampus]

dood, that was karma too. What a stupid name for a fucking dog

[vertical1]

I didnt catch the dog's name, just the owner's, and the names of the two people that were bitten.

[krampus]

oh, you were being serious. How lame, looks like the only fun time to climb any more is february, when all teh fucktards are gone. If you don't want to wait in line, don't go to the load. its simple