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This isn't really a flame, but, just a funny observation:
A friend once told me that, whenever he saw the short version of 'Kentucky,' he always thought of 'KY Jelly.'

Now it is stuck in my head as well. Everytime I see "KY," I think of vaginal lube.

Does this happen to anybody else?

No.

There is a local radio guy in Cincy who does a bit on WLW. Gary Burbank.
Anyhoo, he does this bit where he calls people on the phone as "Gilbert Gnarley", an old somewhat excentric man.
One that was really funny is where he called the KY Jelly company and strung the cust service lady along about their jelly. Long story short, he said that Kentucky Jelly didn't taste very good and one tube barely covered a peice of toast.
The woman explained that KY Jelly was not Kentucky Jelly, but a "personal body lubricant".
Gilbert gives his "Awwgggg, I've been eating a personal body lubricant".....
Pretty funny when youl isten to it.

http://www.prankcallcentral.com/eShop/1 ... Code=P4301

My roommate keeps a camper at the Red and he joke about painting 'KY Players" on the side of it. But when I thought about it, I thought of KY jelly, and then that didn't seem so cool

Whenever I see it I think of Kill Young fetus.

SCIN wrote:Whenever I see it I think of Kill Young fetus.

What?

SCIN...YOU ROCK!!!!!

It's a wonderful memory. It was the time that my wife (at the time) had our baby sucked out with a vacuum cleaner and the doctor reversed the motor and shot the fetus into my mouth. I actually ate my first and only baby.

Baby killer...that shit should be against the law

Every year we celebarte that day in our own special way. SCIN goes into the bathtub naked and I poor spaghetti sauce (Ragu - chunky style) all over him while he flops around back and forth. Then I vacuum up the sauce, reverse the motor, shoot it back into a bowl, and cook it up for dinner over pasta with chicken and fresh vegetables. We say a blessing before we eat, of course.