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STOP IT

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:55 pm
by toad857
"Maybe I'll put more weight on my weight belt. Or hit the campus board more... or work on my power endurance. Also, I should focus on a minimum of so-many reps. Also, let's not forget about sit-ups, because it's all about "core" y'know. Buckets of sand. This hang board vs. that hang board. This muscle. That muscle. Pully #2 A4 and extensor #Q/B7. And have you tried one-arm halfy-half pullups? But make sure you get enough Vitamin 742 and not too much of component 32 because it will lead to carbohydrate festooning and blah ba' blah ba blah blah..."

Stop it! Shut up! You are KILLING climbing! At least for yourself, you are. And for me? Well, you are annoying the shit out of me.

Farmers once grew food with compost--now they use N, P, and K (and look where that has brought us).

Humans used to eat food--now we eat 'nutrients' (carbs, polyunsaturated lipids, vitamins, etc--say hello to the most unfit and unhealthy nation in the world--thanks, 'nutritionists')

And let's not forget the gym-obsessed weight 'trainer'. He works his lats, backs, snaps, claps, schmaps, and flaps--He can bench 300 pounds but can't climb out of a 2nd story window to save his life. Or outmaneuver a small dog.

So I beg you: leave behind the bullshit. Stop training, and start climbing again.

See you at the gym! :twisted:

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:11 pm
by pigsteak
as long as you don't climb indoors, I'm with you toad.
as long as you don't own a guidebook, I'm with you
as long as you don't clip bolts, I'm with you.
as long as you don't wear sticky rubber shoes, I'm with you.

bring back the purity.....

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:13 pm
by caribe
Wow that was pretty emotional, I think you need to lay off the anabolics.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:40 pm
by anticlmber
as long as you don't climb pigshits routes, i'm with you
as long as we can light bags of dog excriment and leave them on pig's porch, i'm with you
as long as you also think pigass is just that, i'm with you
as long as you rolling blunts and talkin shit, i'm with you
as long as you are a hot nympho chicks who has a thing for shorter, fatter, immature premature ejaculators, i'm with....oops. just came

you're on your own

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:07 pm
by ahab
pigsteak, i think you got your automated "pure climbing is bullshit" response mixed up with your automated "if you don't train you are a chuffer and might as well take up shuttlecock" response.

you might wanna look into that, or ask for a refund.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:12 pm
by bcombs
And this from the guy that created a poll on what to have for dinner. :roll:

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:52 pm
by lena_chita
Everybody has a bad case of winter-itis right now.

Where can I fill out the prescription for dry rock and sending temps?

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:08 pm
by dustonian
Mexico!

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:38 pm
by ReachHigh
ahab said cock!

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:44 pm
by Jay
ahab wrote:cock