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Lost Skivvies

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:36 pm
by pigsteak
Dear Climber:
To whomever lost/disposed of their panties on the trail up at Bob Marley, I have a few questions.

First, these are turquoise and burgundy hawaiian motif boxers (size small) made by Patagonia. And now my tirade: why would you poop yourself and then leave your underwear virtually in the middle of the trail? As a climber, is that really how you feel about your fellow climbers, that they owe it to you to babysit you? No wonder the oil companies don't want us on their land..we can't even take care of our own.

Next, whatever good vibes/karma point/style you achieved by buying Patagonia was lost when you decided to go 180 degrees from what the esteemed founder of Patagonia was trying to accomplish. Just proves you were into fashion and not true environmentalism.

Lastly, if a bit of hershey squirts in the bottom of your drawers is all it takes for you to dispose of a $30 pair of undies in the middle of the trail, please stay at home and quit climbing.

Rjackson and I put them in a plastic bag and packed them out for you. you owe us. more importantly, shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate.

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:58 pm
by Toy
booty?

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:52 pm
by KD
I think I pooped right next to them - except i was off of the trail though and disposed correctly too.

Re: Lost Skivvies

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:16 pm
by redpointron
pigsteak wrote:Dear Climber:
To whomever lost/disposed of their panties on the trail up at Bob Marley, I have a few questions.

First, these are turquoise and burgundy hawaiian motif boxers (size small) made by Patagonia. And now my tirade: why would you poop yourself and then leave your underwear virtually in the middle of the trail? As a climber, is that really how you feel about your fellow climbers, that they owe it to you to babysit you? No wonder the oil companies don't want us on their land..we can't even take care of our own.

Next, whatever good vibes/karma point/style you achieved by buying Patagonia was lost when you decided to go 180 degrees from what the esteemed founder of Patagonia was trying to accomplish. Just proves you were into fashion and not true environmentalism.

Lastly, if a bit of hershey squirts in the bottom of your drawers is all it takes for you to dispose of a $30 pair of undies in the middle of the trail, please stay at home and quit climbing.

Rjackson and I put them in a plastic bag and packed them out for you. you owe us. more importantly, shame on you for being so selfish and inconsiderate.
sexiest post of 2009...

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:19 pm
by Lateralus
How do they fit Pigsteak

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:22 pm
by pigsteak
I have to admit, voyeuristically the thought of these belonging to a lady was well, um.....yeah...anyway....




ok...still gross...we had loppers with us and picked them up that way.....lol...looked like radioactive material man...

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:24 pm
by RRO
i left those there as a trap for bigfoot.......

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:31 pm
by tbwilsonky
RRO wrote:i left those there as a trap for bigfoot.......
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:15 am
by Meadows
Wow.

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:22 am
by rjackson
Yep. Fact is so much stranger than fiction...