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The Onionist: Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:35 pm
by Meadows
Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential at Local Bridal Shower

Seeking to gauge the possibilities of desperate, sex-crazed single women at weddings, wedding crashers are surreptitiously taking inventory at bridal showers. With economic downturn and clichéd acts of deceit, wedding crashers don’t take chances on buying a wedding gift without an ROI. “Women love guys with a haunted past, or guys who can make cute animal balloons, but in a town as small as this, you can easily cross paths with a former wedding hookup,â€

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:52 pm
by MiaRock
Hahaha!!! Classic!!!!

Thanks for coming to my party Ray :D

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:36 am
by SCIN
Mia, you're one of few women I'd put a skirt on for. Meadows, I'll get you.

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:54 am
by dipsi
Aw, Sir! First time in my life I had felt I could go for another chick.

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:34 pm
by Saxman
Who knew Ray was practicing for his new stage show that will be premiering at Rocktoberfest, "Drag Queen Climbers."

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:51 pm
by Jay
Saxman wrote:Who knew Ray was practicing for his new stage show that will be premiering at Rocktoberfest, "Drag Queen Climbers."
Maybe we can get Odub to remix some ABBA! :D

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:20 am
by pigsteak
:shock:
my eyes will never be the same.