The Onionist: Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:35 pm
Wedding Crasher Caught Scouting Potential at Local Bridal Shower
Seeking to gauge the possibilities of desperate, sex-crazed single women at weddings, wedding crashers are surreptitiously taking inventory at bridal showers. With economic downturn and clichéd acts of deceit, wedding crashers don’t take chances on buying a wedding gift without an ROI. “Women love guys with a haunted past, or guys who can make cute animal balloons, but in a town as small as this, you can easily cross paths with a former wedding hookup,â€
Seeking to gauge the possibilities of desperate, sex-crazed single women at weddings, wedding crashers are surreptitiously taking inventory at bridal showers. With economic downturn and clichéd acts of deceit, wedding crashers don’t take chances on buying a wedding gift without an ROI. “Women love guys with a haunted past, or guys who can make cute animal balloons, but in a town as small as this, you can easily cross paths with a former wedding hookup,â€