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Exibit a.


its a climber girl that can out climb me and beat me up afterwards

exibit b


a total goober gumby girl that thinks its a good idea to climb with your back to the wall.

exibit c

she doesnt climb...

Just curious what you guys thought think is the perfect level of climbing abiliity for your girlfriend / wife/ regular hooker.

On the one hand, it would be cool to have a girl who climbs 5.14 and is really psyched to climb all the time. However, when she outmuscles you its not that attractive...

One the other hand, it you could have a girl that can toprope 5.7. However, then you find yourself at non-crags such as roadside more often than you like.

Or, you could have a girl that doesn't climb at all! That way, you can just go with the bros and have fun always. But, there is always a chance shes fucking the next door neighbor while you are always at the red.

In my opinion, she should climb about 5.11+ or 5.12-. This is a very strategic grade. Anything harder and strange muscles start to develop. Anything easier and motherlode is out of the question. Any thoughts?

You forgot the poll options...

option c

Being married with child, I prefer being out with my friends. I don't want to compete with my wife for time at the RRG. And I prefer my wife to be soft and smell good. Girl friends would be a different ball game all together. ( I've been told my climbing partners have to be guys. )

I'm glad my wife doesn't climb. I can imagine the knock down drag out fights we would have at the crag and ruin everyones day.

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"hang the draws baby, daddy needs a redpoint!!"

as long as they fuck and can make sandwiches all the while keeping their mouth shut i'm cool with it.

I always thought you were gay, who knew?

Andrew wrote:I always thought you were gay, who knew?

once again nutsack, just because YOU want to fuck me does NOT make me gay.


queer


everyone knows those aren't your kids buttstuffer.

you are an idiot