Happy Birthday Spoonman

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Joe Finney
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Happy Birthday Spoonman

Post by Joe Finney »

May the bloody piles distress you

And Corns adorn your feet

And crabs as big as horse turds

Crawl upon your balls to eat

And when your old and moldy

And a syphilitic wreck

May your spine fall thru your asshole

And break your fucking neck. (R.J)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..
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Artsay
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Post by Artsay »

Happy Birthday Greg!
Does he have a strange bear claw like appendage protruding from his neck? He kep petting it.
Fartspray
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Lovely Rhymed Prose

Post by Fartspray »

Happy Birthday Greg
Joe thank you, That was a beautiful touching poem I may never be the same...
"I want to be in Kentucky when the end of the world comes, because it's always 20 years behind" - Mark Twain.
Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

Happy Birthday, man!
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Post by Canuck »

Happy birthday Greg!
captain static
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Post by captain static »

No doubt you'll be getting into some drinkability. Enjoy!
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Jeff
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Post by Jeff »

Happy Birthday!
Horatio Felacio
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Post by Horatio Felacio »

happy birthday strongman!
Yo HO!! Just got me a code red and some funyons big dawg!!! SHIT YEAH! - Ray, excited about his breakfast
Spoonman
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Post by Spoonman »

Thanks to all.
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