Racists
Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:04 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:52 pm
best cartoon ever. because most racists in Kentucky are white poor punks who usually vote democratic. and the republicans will gladly give you back your core.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:37 am
the English press. bless their hearts, noted that America won't be noted for having the first mixed race president but for having the first assasinated mixed race president- the Austrian and French while certainly liberal are light years from electing a mixed race or black president but are jazzed that the USA might do it-ist and ism have a way of making you look funny in a not really funny way- but who cares?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:19 pm
I actually copied this down from The Newsquiz from BBC radio one I get on podcast:
"America doesn't have to get used to having its first black President, America has to get used to having its first black President assassinated."
Another bit I got from the BBC television show Mock the Week:
[on Palin]
"She's definitely going to be President, isn't she? Because he's 72. He's the first President ever who could be assassinated by someone busting a paper bag."
"Being the Governor of Alaska is the equivalent of being the mayor of the Shetlands."
"If we were all married to who we went out with when we were 17, how shit would our lives be?"
[on the Large Hadron Collider]
"I'm sure they're going to find out some interesting things about protons but... I don't give a fuck."
"Small black holes are the worst kind: We'll all be slowly sucked towards Switzerland."
[on a ludicrously expensive watch bought by a footballer]
"For 36,000 pounds your watch had better come with a lot of gadgets. I, for instance, would want to be able to drive it."
"I saw a very good question in the Telegraph today that said, 'America has to decide what kind of super power it wants to be' and I thought, 'It's got to be x-ray vision.'"
Q: How do you make a platypus a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
"America doesn't have to get used to having its first black President, America has to get used to having its first black President assassinated."
Another bit I got from the BBC television show Mock the Week:
[on Palin]
"She's definitely going to be President, isn't she? Because he's 72. He's the first President ever who could be assassinated by someone busting a paper bag."
"Being the Governor of Alaska is the equivalent of being the mayor of the Shetlands."
"If we were all married to who we went out with when we were 17, how shit would our lives be?"
[on the Large Hadron Collider]
"I'm sure they're going to find out some interesting things about protons but... I don't give a fuck."
"Small black holes are the worst kind: We'll all be slowly sucked towards Switzerland."
[on a ludicrously expensive watch bought by a footballer]
"For 36,000 pounds your watch had better come with a lot of gadgets. I, for instance, would want to be able to drive it."
"I saw a very good question in the Telegraph today that said, 'America has to decide what kind of super power it wants to be' and I thought, 'It's got to be x-ray vision.'"
Q: How do you make a platypus a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:00 am
that last one is great!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:35 am
you get me in a crowd of high class people-
and then you act real rude to me...