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i know this might fit in the happy shit thread but my argument for it is this fine example.

in burger king after class and the fries are taking a minute longer than they should. the guy is getting yelled at by the manager and so he finally pulls the basket, dumps it, and to my glee there is a ton of the oil going in with the fries. the lady next to me scoffs saying, "at least they could let them drain for a second." yeah bitch, cuz that's what really makes them unhealthy right, the extra oil that they were sitting in. i'm sorry, you said extra cheese and mayo on your kids fried chicken sandwich right??

also on the list:
biggie size diet cokes

Compensator Diet:

2 Big Macs, Biggie Fries, Cherry Pie,




and a diet coke!

Tenacious D - Drive-Thru Lyrics


Kage?

Yea?
Let's go to this drive-thru
oh good, im starvin'
*vrrooooommmm noise*
may I help you?
Yea, um, uh
Can I have your order?
yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu
Ok
..ummm

Would you like to buy some curly fries?
Please don't, dont offer me anything
I'll tell YOU want I want,
OK..

um.. ok.. you know how you've got the six piece nugget?s
yes, six piece nuggets
just uh, can you just give me four nuggets?
im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECE
would you like to try them?
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER..
take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
i'm just wanting my four nugget thing
i'm trying to watch my colory intake

it comes in six or twelve piece
TAKE TWO OF THE NUGGETS OUT AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
and give me four chicken mcnuggets
allright, four six piece nuggets

and then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon Chee
A JR Western Bacon Chee,
im trying to watch my figure
Western Bacon Cheeseburger
A JR Western Bacon Chee
would you like that with onions?
no onions.. um..
ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggets

and um.. im gonna' go with a filet of fish sandwich
since that has less calories cause its fish
Filet o' Fish..

now if you could take a coca-cola and just go half coca-cola half diet-coke
cuase im trying to watch my figure
try to loose some of the weight
uh.. you want half coca-cola half diet-coke?
um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shake
because im trying to watch my figure
not a large a small
it comes in medium-small or medium-large
um.. small chocolate shake..

um also a small season's curlys
small season's curlys..
ok i got small season's curleys, western bacon cheeseburger..
ummm fuck my ass what else

give me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it
$10.01.
wait kage what do you want
uhhh geez let me have uhh
i think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburger
large shake, seasoned curlys..
OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVER
thats all i want, thats all i want
GOOD, ok..
how much is that sir? that will be $14.75
at the window please, please drive up

do you have any money?
oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhh
give it to me.. Allright Here... ok
we only have umm alright

im gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
ok thank you..
lets go

last I heard, liquid calories were the number one cause of obesity. So if one insists on eating fast food, ordering a diet (zero calories) soft drink is a smart choice.

looking down at my beer belly i don't think they meant Coca Cola when they said "liquid calories" ???

Or water, god forbid. Although most fast food joints like to pretend its not even an option. Soda ain't worth drinkin if it ain't Ale-8.

Penn Station employee: "Can I get a name to put with this order?"
Me: "B.J."
Penn Station employee: "How do you spell that?"
Me: "..."

diet coke makes you fat. When your body tastes something sweet it tells the stomach to get ready to digest some instant fuel. When it gets an emty calorie liquid you body ends up turning off this mechanism over time. No longer will your metabolism fire up upon eating.

so regular coke makes you skinny. ssa-weet!

STUPID THINGS PEOPLE SAY

pigsteak wrote:so regular coke makes you skinny. ssa-weet!