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take a turd

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:58 pm
by Danny
How come you can say "take a crap" or "take a shit" but you can't "take a turd"? But then why doesn't something like "don't turd on on my word" sound that absurd.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:10 pm
by der uber
Because it doesn't sound right.

I ike to call farts "ghost turds"

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:36 pm
by kirker
Shitting, crapping

Turding ??? sounds stupid

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:55 pm
by L Day
All that scatalogical crap sounds like shit to me.

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:28 pm
by bazoqop
You could take a turd....But your hands would get dirty..

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:33 pm
by krampus
what do you think would happen if you took a crap....cus I would think crap has multiple turds

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:42 pm
by ynot
no shit

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:57 pm
by KD
i have no idea what you are talking about

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:05 pm
by KD
hey! why are turds tapered?

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:06 pm
by dipsi
So your brownie hole won't slam shut!

:oops: I can't believe I answered that!