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OB Juan wrote:Nice jobs jack offs.

Is there a formula to determine a VO2 Max for that?

OB ,you need to lighten up.

OB Juan..don't listen to these weed wackers...I love your posts.

Puleeeeeze continue.

We are so very sorry if we hurt your feelings. Now all together clique-wads..."we are sorry that we did not promote OB Juan to Lord of the Jungle when he roared."

meow

tub girl. nice to see our old friend again.

hey i get it! ob and juan...as in you're a tampon! this makes perfect sense actually! if you get tired and need endurance on climbing your fucking multi-pitch 5.8's your a pussy and must need that tampon to soak up the blood and uterus chunks peeling off your body as you run up your enduro slabs and hand cracks. choad.

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please keep posting!

i need to stop reading this thread during my lunch.... uterus chunks? grody.

OB Juan wrote:More over I've done the east face of Whitney, the longest 1 day multipitch climb I've ever done (2300ft) twelve pitches with one real break on a ledge after pitch 6. The climb took 12.5 hours at a 5.9-5.10 rating, after hauling 60lbs. of gear 8.5 miles and up 5000 feet in elevation. If you don't think aerobic respiration was a factor think again. I've also climbed in Yosemite. I in fact climbed the falls two days after summiting Whitney and the same day, after kayaking the Merced river through the valley.

Horacio fuckhead are you there? thanks for the tampon compliment! It may be messy but you just admitted I get more than you'll ever get. and as a tampon I'm bigger too!!!!

BTW I said I climbed the east face asshole not the east face route!!!!!!! Read the post again it clearly states 5.9- 5.10.

Thanks fro confirming my statement about egocentric, small minded, and the rest. Your a classic! Kiss momma for me!

OB Juan wrote: Horacio fuckhead are you there? thanks for the tampon compliment! It may be messy but you just admitted I get more than you'll ever get. and as a tampon I'm bigger too!!!!

BTW I said I climbed the east face asshole not the east face route!!!!!!! Read the post again it clearly states 5.9- 5.10.

Thanks fro confirming my statement about egocentric, small minded, and the rest. Your a classic! Kiss momma for me!

you're going to have to explain very slowly how you equate yourself with "getting more" by me calling you a tampon? completely lost on that one. maybe i'm thinking about a different kind of "getting"?

anyway, big fuckin' deal...you climbed a 5.9+. that still does not require any kind of endurance except for hiking up there...nice try, but you're going to have to stroke yourself a little harder.

Whens the last time you put over 2000ft vertical behind you without sitting around at the base of a climb BSing with your pals for 20 +minutes between climbs. alternating leads and pulling gear for 12+hrs.

Tampons, enter the women every 23 days for 3-4+ days, that means tampons see pussy 1025+ hrs a year. I'm just guessing But I figure your good for about 15-20 minutes.

365/23 = 12.2 cycles a year
12.2X3.5days per cycle = 42.7days per year
42.7X24hrs = 1024.8~1025hrs

HF = 17.5min per dayX1hr = 0.292hr per day
0.292hrs per day X365days = 106 hrs per year

That means the tampons see over 1025 hrs yearly and you see 106.6 hours, IF you get it daily. (I figure I'm being generous to you in my calculations)

Any women care to respond on my estimates?