Page 10 of 11
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:14 pm
by Spragwa
Best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.
He's meaner than a striped snake.
You look like a tall drink of water on a hot summer's day.
Those women fight like two cats tossed in a pillow case
And of course, nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Oh, and that guy could talk the bark off a tree.
Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:10 pm
by RQClimber
I'll pinch your head off and tell God you died on purpose.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:49 am
by stix
don't talk about it.....be about it
(in a chanting/singing voice)...
pork chop, pork chop
greasy, greasy
our team's gonna beatcha easy, easy
welcome to the south....now go home
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:03 am
by Joe Finney
George Bodde was shouted to me, "grab it likes its your sister".
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:45 am
by Horatio Felacio
that faggot stole that line from me. that was the best, original thing i've ever come up with.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:07 am
by young'n climber
Oh shit, i just pitched a tent!
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:00 pm
by meetVA
My econ. professor on the first day of class in regards to what we know about the Russian economy for a class on the russian economy, quoting Winnie the Pooh--
Piglet: Pooh, what do we about the fox?
Pooh: Nothing, maybe less.
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:49 pm
by JB
joy:
i'm as happy as a gopher in soft dirt
insults:
you're as dumb as a box of rocks
you're as dumb as a bag of hammers
about my climbing ability: I may be weak, but i have bad technique
my words to live by: do one thing every day that scares you
my faith: faith is a question. keep asking.
of my own writings: there used to be nothing i wanted more than to be something great, but lately there's nothing that i want greater than to just be something more.
while belaying and just after the crux: I'M BACK!
fun thread! yippy.
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:56 am
by stix
in there like swimwear
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:03 am
by young'n climber
We are as tight as the thongs i wear.