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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:49 am
by Meadows
Spragwa, Or my favorite: He's all foam and no beer!
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:50 pm
by RQClimber
Appetite:
-I'm so hungry I could the ass end out of a dead rhino.
Fear:
-That boy's got more nervous ticks than a belfast parking valet.
Nervousness:
-She's as skiddish as a virgin on prison night at the rodeo
Defeat:
-I feel like I've been eat by a wolf, and sh*t over a clif.
Utter coolness:
-That's slicker than snot on a pigs ass.
I'll have to drink more glenmorangie to jar my memory of some of my other favorites
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:17 pm
by Crankmas
as nervous as a cat shitting razor blades, found out I have some Indian blood, apparently I'm 40% slapaho
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:48 pm
by dipsi
Some Kentuckyisms:
Tastes so good it makes you want to jump up and slap your granny!
I haven't (insert verb) that since Hector was a pup!
So ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop on him to get a dog to lick him.
And you can shit and fall back in it!
So hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been slit!
Dumber'n a coal bucket!
Colder than a well digger's ass.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:46 pm
by Spragwa
Man, I forgot about the first one Dipsi...good call.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:55 pm
by Don McGlone
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Busier than a cat covering up shit on a marble floor.
Colder than a penguin turd.
Hornier than a three-dicked dog.
Harder than a wedding night dick.
So hard a cat couldn't scatch it.
Fucked up as a can of worms.
Slick as a minnow's dick.
Steeper than a cow's face.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:58 pm
by Spragwa
Hornier than a 10-peckered billy goat.
Sweatin like a whore in church.
Colder than a witches titty.
slicker than owl shit
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:34 am
by dipsi
I could eat the south end of a north bound skunk.
Looks like he was rode hard and put up wet.
He can eat crackers in my bed anytime.
Threats used to prolong the actually fighting:
I"ll kick your ass so hard, you'll have to unbutton your collar to pee!
I'll rip off your head and spit down your neck!
I'll start a shoe factory in your ass!
I'll open a can of Crab Orchard whoop ass on you.
(yeah, I'm actually from there!)
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:51 am
by Spragwa
I'll hit you so hard your grandchildren will feel it.
Guy looks like he's smuggling plums
If I was any better I'd be twins
Swollen like a poisoned pup (my mama says that and I hate it)
Eyes are a bit wide set (referring to someone who might be inbred)
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:59 am
by dipsi
Following a chill: Someone just walked on my grave.
She's so stupid if you say hi to her, she's stumped for an answer.
That sex was so good, my neighbor lit a cigarette.
He's not sure if he's pitching or batting.
Did your mother have any children that lived?
He's a good argument for birth control.