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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:31 pm
by toad857
they've got the fury, sure... but in order to climb effectively, they'd need to focus on breathing and not getting pumped, etc... zombies can only focus on their hunger, right? no zombie has the zen-master state of mind needed to climb up a building or a cliff, but maybe only a fence or something.
and for the slow ones, all you need to do is get up on the couch or something.
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:43 pm
by ynot
They mosltly come out at night. mostly
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:44 pm
by ahab
toad857 wrote:they've got the fury, sure... but in order to climb effectively, they'd need to focus on breathing and not getting pumped, etc... zombies can only focus on their hunger, right? no zombie has the zen-master state of mind needed to climb up a building or a cliff, but maybe only a fence or something.
and for the slow ones, all you need to do is get up on the couch or something.
bollocks.
zombies don't have any blood pumping, but some kind of sludge, usually a dark green. so they can't get pumped.
they don't need to be zen masters, they are the undead.
if there is food at the top of the cliff (think a stranded sport climber), they will climb the cliff by any means necessary.
fortunetly for the sport climber, his brain is of little value to the undead due to its less than average size and density.
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:20 pm
by toad857
what is a bollock? like, sandra?
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:23 pm
by ahab
toad857 wrote:what is a bollock? like, sandra?
actually, yeah. kinda.
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:14 pm
by Clevis Hitch
Fucking undead! I hate the undead! In my experience, the undead climb very well. No fear of falling to their death as they are already dead. Don't think of it as Zen, think of it as Tantric.
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:19 pm
by anticlmber
they dont have the muscles to climb
zombies can't do anything that there former host couldn't do so your safe from fat ones or those who can't climb.
zombies ain't that smart.
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:10 pm
by toad857
interesting...in that case, im gonna hang out at wal mart with all of the fattys when the zombies come. outrunning their zombie-selves will be no problem.
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:21 pm
by Clevis Hitch
armoured car. On of the big Diesels. Definately the way to go.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:53 pm
by ahab
Clevis Hitch wrote:armoured car. On of the big Diesels. Definately the way to go.
yeah, til one of your untainted party members is bitten and doesn't tell anyone. they'll inevitably be in the car w/ you when they change over, then what?
happens. every. time.