Poor Embattled Christians

Post by **Wes** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:00 pm

"what is your favorite color?"

Post by **pigsteak** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:21 pm

"what color is your parachute...pants."

Post by **Alan Evil** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:23 pm

"You shall cut down the largest tree in the forest with... a HERRING!!!"

Post by **tomdarch** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:54 am

I suspect that if many of the right wingers who complain about "Happy Holidays" weren't so isolated, they wouldn't be complaining. If they dealt with friends, relatives, coworkers, clients, neighbors, shopkeepers and general folks who are Jewish, Hindu, Sikh, Buddhist, non-Christmas 'celebrating' Christian, non-theist, Atheist, and yes, 'Pagan', they wouldn't want to be jackasses to these people's faces. Or, maybe they would. Personally, unless I know for sure that the person I'm speaking with is Christian, then I'm going to wish them "Happy Holidays" because I don't want to be one of those schmucks who wishes the guy in the yarmulke or the lady in the sari "Merry Christmas"

Post by **ynot** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:22 am

Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Dashing to the Red
In a rusty subaru
Over the edge we go
screaming all the way
The rope is broke
we're out of smoke
The rack it's OK
Oh what fun
it is to climb
when Miguel is gone away.
Jingle Bells jingle Bells
my belayor yells
Jingle bells Jingle bells
I can't hear a thing
Oh what fun it is today
It just don't feel like May.