Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:25 pm
I just watched High Fidelity the other day and it reminded me of here.
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The road to RRG 5.12 sport...
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:29 pm
"i can't fire them. i hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. that was four years ago." -rob
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:17 am
bite the wang? but sprag, in your book all your "friends" are the coolest, mean people suck, GW lied, Bill didn't, and Tookie is a good guy...I think I'll start chewing....
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:19 am
George Washington lied? I guess that is why your not one of Sprag's friends.
Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:50 pm
He never lied! Damn piggie. What's up with that?
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:38 am
revisionist history is what we call it...you know , like the libs trying to be against the war now, but authorizing back then....GW lied to them, and they are such freakin' parrots.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:31 am
Ralph Nader never approved the war with Iraq.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:43 am
i followed ralph naders 2 step program to climb 5.12 and now I am climbing that hard. It's awesome and it worked.
But I didn't start with it. First, I looked at the republicans program but all the steroids and beating small children made me a little uncomfortable. I mean I don't want to become a dicksnot asshole 5.12 climber who climbed a few twelves and then projected 13d for the rest of my career (without sending).
Next, I looked into the democrats plan but it just didn't make any sense. I mean it was a 700 page training manual but had no advice in it.
Then I evaluated eric horsts book but I didn't want be a chuffer and take the android approach. I mean climbing is supposed to be fun.
So then I looked into the warriors way. I got so confused in how common sense got twisted around a militaristic/new age vocabulary. let me out of this semantic hell.
But then someone said to check out Nader's plan. at first I was just skeptical. I mean that guy basically got W in office and W is a dicksnot politician. But then I started thinking about what he said.
He said two things:
"Believe you can climb 5.12 and try some"
"Work at it"
and you know, it wasn't even that hard. and if it worked for my weak ass it can work for you.
So believe in the unbelievable and STFU and go climbing!!!!!
But I didn't start with it. First, I looked at the republicans program but all the steroids and beating small children made me a little uncomfortable. I mean I don't want to become a dicksnot asshole 5.12 climber who climbed a few twelves and then projected 13d for the rest of my career (without sending).
Next, I looked into the democrats plan but it just didn't make any sense. I mean it was a 700 page training manual but had no advice in it.
Then I evaluated eric horsts book but I didn't want be a chuffer and take the android approach. I mean climbing is supposed to be fun.
So then I looked into the warriors way. I got so confused in how common sense got twisted around a militaristic/new age vocabulary. let me out of this semantic hell.
But then someone said to check out Nader's plan. at first I was just skeptical. I mean that guy basically got W in office and W is a dicksnot politician. But then I started thinking about what he said.
He said two things:
"Believe you can climb 5.12 and try some"
"Work at it"
and you know, it wasn't even that hard. and if it worked for my weak ass it can work for you.
So believe in the unbelievable and STFU and go climbing!!!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:03 pm
Now that's some wit Pig should envyPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:25 pm
that was beautiful merrick... the only witty thing i could come up with for the "road to 5.12 sport" was "try the mountain parkway".
well done!
well done!