The road to RRG 5.12 sport...
i followed ralph naders 2 step program to climb 5.12 and now I am climbing that hard. It's awesome and it worked.
But I didn't start with it. First, I looked at the republicans program but all the steroids and beating small children made me a little uncomfortable. I mean I don't want to become a dicksnot asshole 5.12 climber who climbed a few twelves and then projected 13d for the rest of my career (without sending).
Next, I looked into the democrats plan but it just didn't make any sense. I mean it was a 700 page training manual but had no advice in it.
Then I evaluated eric horsts book but I didn't want be a chuffer and take the android approach. I mean climbing is supposed to be fun.
So then I looked into the warriors way. I got so confused in how common sense got twisted around a militaristic/new age vocabulary. let me out of this semantic hell.
But then someone said to check out Nader's plan. at first I was just skeptical. I mean that guy basically got W in office and W is a dicksnot politician. But then I started thinking about what he said.
He said two things:
"Believe you can climb 5.12 and try some"
"Work at it"
and you know, it wasn't even that hard. and if it worked for my weak ass it can work for you.
So believe in the unbelievable and STFU and go climbing!!!!!
But I didn't start with it. First, I looked at the republicans program but all the steroids and beating small children made me a little uncomfortable. I mean I don't want to become a dicksnot asshole 5.12 climber who climbed a few twelves and then projected 13d for the rest of my career (without sending).
Next, I looked into the democrats plan but it just didn't make any sense. I mean it was a 700 page training manual but had no advice in it.
Then I evaluated eric horsts book but I didn't want be a chuffer and take the android approach. I mean climbing is supposed to be fun.
So then I looked into the warriors way. I got so confused in how common sense got twisted around a militaristic/new age vocabulary. let me out of this semantic hell.
But then someone said to check out Nader's plan. at first I was just skeptical. I mean that guy basically got W in office and W is a dicksnot politician. But then I started thinking about what he said.
He said two things:
"Believe you can climb 5.12 and try some"
"Work at it"
and you know, it wasn't even that hard. and if it worked for my weak ass it can work for you.
So believe in the unbelievable and STFU and go climbing!!!!!
Back from the Dead!
Now that's some wit Pig should envy