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Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

diggum wrote:
Because apples taste better? But, I like orange juice better. Is that strange?
That is strange. I'm the same way though. FA-reaky!
Is that First Ascent reaky, as in he had a pungent odor while doing an FA?

Wine is my favorite fruit juice.
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

I've heard that about you. I wonder, can you make "wine" from any juice or does it have to be grapes?
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

You can make wine from any juice. The yeast just needs sugar to poop into alcohol (that's right, yeast poops alcohol, bless it). My brother made a bunch of weird wines many years ago including black raspberry, blackberry, strawberry, and he might have made some dandelion wine. I remember the raspberry was quite good though kind of sweet. Most of it wound up as vinegar. Western KY is not the place for controlled fermentation. He did make a couple of bottles of red wine from grapes that were really quite good. It's easier than making beer but slower.

Give me a bottle of beaujolais, a round of camembert, a baguette and a nice girl to share it with and I'm one happy fella, I tells ya.
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J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

Yup, the yeast feeds on the sugars in the absence of oxygen. This type of anerobic respiration known as fermentation produces carbon dioxide and ethanol as a by product. The mixture must have a fermentation lock that allows the carbon dioxide to escape without allowing any oxygen to enter. This is often done by placing a small cap half filled with water encasing another small cap that is placed upside down and half submerged. Thus, the excess gas bubbles out through the water and then the small cap without allowing any air to enter. Now there is a real world practical application of chemistry.
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Post by dhoyne »

I used to make wine in college. I had one of those 5 gallon bottled water jugs, I'd dump in the juice, yeast, sugar, etc, then put a hose in the cap and run in into a cup of water; this made a one way valve.

Good stuff. Maybe 1 batch out of 3 didn't turn out though.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I've always wanted to get or make one of those little distillation units to make brandy and moonshine. Anyone ever tried that?
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lordjim_2001
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Post by lordjim_2001 »

There is a book called Kentucky Moonshine by David M. Maurer that tells you exactly how to make shine in your kitchen. Switch out the plastic surgical tubing for copper tubing and you are good to break some laws.
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Making it isnt illeagal.Selling it is. The Foxfire books tell you how.Not sure wich volume.
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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

I've gotten conflicting reports over the legality of distilling at home. I've heard you can distill a small amount (a gallon, maybe?) but I've also heard it's strictly forbidden. Who would catch/prosecute you if you didn't sell it is the big question.

Near a "secret crag" I know there's an old moonshining setup. All that's left is some wood and a wonderful brick catch basin. Seems like almost any band of cliffs in eastern KY has or has had stills set up at the heads of hollers.

Johnny Appleseed wasn't spreading apples for eating, did you know that? There wasn't a "sweet" apple available until the red delicious which I think was found in the 1930's. Since you can't actually plant apple seeds and know what you're going to get (usually the little, sour kind) all sweet varieties are grafts. Apples back in those days were used for making hard cider, pure and simple. I'm glad to see cider available again. Does anyone have a favorite?
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Post by marathonmedic »

I like galas and grannies. What was old Johnny doing then if he wasn't planting trees?
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