Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Another favorite:

F
the President
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
Ballss
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Post by Ballss »

On my truck......

Easy man, there's a beverage here!!
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with you palm now...........
hearn
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Post by hearn »

my woman has a "Stop Mad Cowboy Disease"
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Toad
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Post by Toad »

- "Eatin' Fords and Shitin' Doors"

- A female "Calvin" peeing on Chevy.

- Mudflap girl with a deer head and hooves.



Hey. I'm just telling you what I saw.
Victory Whip in da House. Yeah.
michaelzr2
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Post by michaelzr2 »

"Support gay marriage if both chicks are hot"
"There's nothin' as dirty as money."
-Goose Creek Symphony
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

Not a sticker but a bumper ornament - Have you seen the set of balls you can hang from the rear bumper? More of a OMG than a laugh.
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

~ Napoleon Dynamite
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

BUSH ON MARS
=
PEACE ON EARTH

Saw that today on a MiniCooper.
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

A grumpy German is a
Real Sour Kraut.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
marathonmedic
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Post by marathonmedic »

Ticking is gym climbing outdoors.
travelinyouth
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Post by travelinyouth »

I saw this at school on a piece of shit van:
"Feminism: The radical notion that women are people"

Awful, yet humorous.
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