Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:01 pm
squeezindlemmon, Off topic, why are you "One the road AGAIN"? I thought you were still in Indy.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:26 pm
A friend of mine said to me "If i was either taller or shorter i could send it"
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:27 pm
Absolutely!!And you give them penalty slack, right?
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:02 pm
Well, that's what my mother exclaimed when she called... She says I'm never at work, at home, in Indy or in KY. I'm always in my car driving to someplace!Meadows wrote:squeezindlemmon, Off topic, why are you "On the road AGAIN"? I thought you were still in Indy.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:33 pm
when commenting on a friends shitty truck...
"that thing couldn't pull a greasey string out of a cat's ass"
"that thing couldn't pull a greasey string out of a cat's ass"
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:57 am
That's a mean trick of trying to say that the holds outside are not on. Extra penalty slack for you! Hmm.. how about getting short-roped? 
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:47 am
Climber: Screaming to belayer, and letting 'em know that he/she is about to fall... followed by a reflection on why he/she is on lead, stuck, pumped out of his/her mind, and his/her last pro is 25 feet down...
Belayer (probably Arno):"hummm.... that's INTERESTING... |pause| |moment of silence|
[MY FAVORITE... actually helped me out more than I can possibly tell you.]
Belayer (probably Arno):"hummm.... that's INTERESTING... |pause| |moment of silence|
[MY FAVORITE... actually helped me out more than I can possibly tell you.]
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:54 am
Speaking of Arno....overheard to say approximately 300 times one weekend:
"Dipsi, you have a tendency not to listen to me!"
"Dipsi, you have a tendency not to listen to me!"
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:29 pm
"She looked like death eating a cracker" -my grandmother.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:51 am
Man I forgot some of my favorites:
You couldn't find your ass with both hands and a road map.
Cut off your nose to spite your face.
You're dumber than the average rock.
__ has a face only a mama could love.
Don't worry honey, his balls aren't lined with gold, you'll have good sex again someday soon. Or..
Your vagina isn't lined with gold, of course he could have sex with someone else and not consider you.
You know, the normal disparaging comments. I love them!
You couldn't find your ass with both hands and a road map.
Cut off your nose to spite your face.
You're dumber than the average rock.
__ has a face only a mama could love.
Don't worry honey, his balls aren't lined with gold, you'll have good sex again someday soon. Or..
Your vagina isn't lined with gold, of course he could have sex with someone else and not consider you.
You know, the normal disparaging comments. I love them!